Yeah
17.04.2025 02:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
All security tools and products should be designed to make you feel like you are in the matrix and just have a button that says "generate a report for squares" that makes it create a PDF that looks "professional".
22.02.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is funny and weird and mildly frightening all at the same time.
11.02.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
In-Flight WiFi has robbed us of the magic of turning your phone off of airplane mode and being disappointed that you don't have any text messages waiting for you.
10.02.2025 02:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ayyyyy
25.01.2025 00:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Hello, world
25.01.2025 00:29 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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