Reminder that I am not part of any corporate mergers at this time. Unlike some.
01.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0Reminder that I am not part of any corporate mergers at this time. Unlike some.
01.03.2026 01:40 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 4 📌 0New comic! Just in case you want a distraction from the whole World War III situation: nonadventures.com/2026/02/28/c...
28.02.2026 23:52 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0Big day for AI images of crying Dilbert
13.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 31 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Every Columnist: “I’m gonna tell everyone the words to stop using in 2026!”
Editor: “yes we will do this instead of investigative journalism.”
Well I'm not in this comic but here it is anyway, choke on it I guess -- nonadventures.com/2025/12/23/s...
23.12.2025 15:51 — 👍 32 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0
Deathstroke on Epstein Island
say it ain't so!
22.12.2025 19:22 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
The Zombie is the most Christmas drink because:
1. It features three spirits
B. Jesus came back from the dead
Sad but not surprised to see Woody Allen went to Epstein's island. At least Ronan Farrow's dad wasn't there.
15.12.2025 19:54 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Image featuring "Color of the Year 2026" text, showcasing a pale, textured color named "Cloud Dancer" (11-4201) with a spraypainted insect figure in a central square.
08.12.2025 20:05 — 👍 24 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0Shame about the Rose Garden, democracy, Magna Carta and all that tho.
08.12.2025 19:19 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Every ballroom period piece I’ve seen has some sexy stud cut in to save the woman from a sad loser, so this has the potential to be incredibly funny.
08.12.2025 19:18 — 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0When you build a whole-ass ballroom so your wife has to be near you for three minutes.
08.12.2025 19:16 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Color of the year: a pale blue/grey/green block that they call clouds or something
Please welcome the Pantone Color of the Year, an blank expense representing how nothing means anything anymore.
04.12.2025 15:33 — 👍 31 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0
At long last
28.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Still frame of Gigli, with J-Lo licking her lips
Unwashed masses: "Mariah starts the Christmas season"
The cultured few:
Garfield bonnet that looks like his face
"I’m not a hearts and flowers kind of man, I don’t do romance. My tastes are very singular.”
21.11.2025 16:03 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please. On a scale of robots going berserk, teaching an overhand knot is like .3% evil.
20.11.2025 05:30 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Dana calls about "Wonderella LEGOS" in the first panel. In the second panel, she sits and looks dismayed at her phone, thinking "MEGA BLOKS?! Why not just step on my dick? ... Cuz that's what you're doin' to me right now, basically.” Rita scrolls her phone nearby.
Mega Bloks are compatible with your favorite building block toy. I cannot stress that enough:
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Fans of Tron clearance merchandise gonna be eating good
11.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 77 🔁 6 💬 4 📌 0Just watched a Netflix documentary exposing how Batman’s cars actually do all the work for him. Sickening but not surprising.
10.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Film critics with a "Mr. Holland's Opus" title in their saved files waiting for Tom Holland to make a good film.
08.10.2025 16:54 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Your last name becomes Pope when you’re the pope, it’s like Hilaria Baldwin.
02.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0if Dril Tweets were a person
02.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0New Sims expansion announced where Jamal Khashoggi gets deleted from your house, but it's totally cool and not worth following up on.
29.09.2025 15:45 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1bsky.app/profile/nbcn...
24.09.2025 16:48 — 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Ain’t no way they’d schedule a Prime Day after a Rapture. AIN’T NO WAY.
23.09.2025 22:04 — 👍 51 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0How many Tylenols before I can figure out excel spreadsheets
23.09.2025 04:56 — 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cyberpunk has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
21.09.2025 20:23 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Jar Jar Binks and Jimmy Fallon (right)
TFW you're an idiot who helped put a fascist in power and now he talks about taking you down next.
19.09.2025 20:33 — 👍 535 🔁 111 💬 6 📌 4