Reminder that I am not part of any corporate mergers at this time. Unlike some.
New comic! Just in case you want a distraction from the whole World War III situation: nonadventures.com/2026/02/28/c...
Big day for AI images of crying Dilbert
Every Columnist: “I’m gonna tell everyone the words to stop using in 2026!”
Editor: “yes we will do this instead of investigative journalism.”
Well I'm not in this comic but here it is anyway, choke on it I guess -- nonadventures.com/2025/12/23/s...
say it ain't so!
The Zombie is the most Christmas drink because:
1. It features three spirits
B. Jesus came back from the dead
Sad but not surprised to see Woody Allen went to Epstein's island. At least Ronan Farrow's dad wasn't there.
Shame about the Rose Garden, democracy, Magna Carta and all that tho.
Every ballroom period piece I’ve seen has some sexy stud cut in to save the woman from a sad loser, so this has the potential to be incredibly funny.
When you build a whole-ass ballroom so your wife has to be near you for three minutes.
Please welcome the Pantone Color of the Year, an blank expense representing how nothing means anything anymore.
At long last
Unwashed masses: "Mariah starts the Christmas season"
The cultured few:
"I’m not a hearts and flowers kind of man, I don’t do romance. My tastes are very singular.”
Please. On a scale of robots going berserk, teaching an overhand knot is like .3% evil.
Mega Bloks are compatible with your favorite building block toy. I cannot stress that enough:
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Fans of Tron clearance merchandise gonna be eating good
Just watched a Netflix documentary exposing how Batman’s cars actually do all the work for him. Sickening but not surprising.
Film critics with a "Mr. Holland's Opus" title in their saved files waiting for Tom Holland to make a good film.
Your last name becomes Pope when you’re the pope, it’s like Hilaria Baldwin.
if Dril Tweets were a person
New Sims expansion announced where Jamal Khashoggi gets deleted from your house, but it's totally cool and not worth following up on.
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Ain’t no way they’d schedule a Prime Day after a Rapture. AIN’T NO WAY.
How many Tylenols before I can figure out excel spreadsheets
Cyberpunk has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
TFW you're an idiot who helped put a fascist in power and now he talks about taking you down next.
