Wonderella

Shredder ❤️ Krang

People talk about cartoons “suddenly becoming woke” when these old gays were bickering nearly 40 years ago.

Respect to Vanessa Kirby for literally getting pregnant for the Fantastic Four film. Not even Daniel Day-Lewis had that level of commitment.

Turns out Ben Shapiro hates Superman, which puts it on the same level as free school lunches for kids.

I’m mostly excited about the Superman film because I prefer 80-year-olds in silly movies instead of running a nation into the ground.

Sadly I have never fought a Mecha Hitler, because none of my enemies are 17-year-old boys, or billionaires.

Trump tweet: As President of the United States, I'm not going to let this Communist Lunatic destroy New York. Rest assured, I hold all the levers, and have all the cards. I'll save New York City, and make it "Hot" and "Great" again, just like I did with the Good Ol' USA!

Pull the lever, Kronk

Happy “Forget What We Did Last January” Month!

We must rebuild so we can burn it down again

McDeliberations

New Grimace Chosen

If anyone says “May the Fourth Be With You,” remember to say “and also with your spirit” or it’ll look like you haven’t been to church in a while.

We are sending the wrong people to space, and also letting the wrong people come back from space

Jangle Dangle Vance labeled as "Katy Perry", dropping a trophy labeled "comeback tour"

please go back up there

Not sure if Jr considered that autism was already a regular thing but the term back then was “people who got bullied by assholes.”

These tariffs are like playing 4D chess except you’re just shoving all the pieces up your ass and saying you’re winning

Yesterday

There’s like a 30% chance he put tariffs on the McDonald Islands because he thinks it’s where the happy meals are made.

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Just when you thought you couldn't hate the guy more - he keeps Tiktok around.

Me 20 years ago: “taxation of trade routes is such a contrived plot.”

Me now: “ah shit”

Maybe the real April Fools were the incredibly rich dumbasses we met along the way.

Get ready for another year of April Fools or Our Unending Stupid Nightmare?

casting chair that says GHOULISH CGI STAN LEE

oh no

You dweebs sure love chairs huh

a man and a woman are talking and the man says " i 'll write you everyday 15 yemen road " ALT: a man and a woman are talking and the man says " i 'll write you everyday 15 yemen road "

Pete Hegseth looking up the address for “Yemen” to figure out how much of a cock-up this was.

why would he make a portal to an airport, that's dumb

Tweet of Ted Crux gesturing to a Cancun Airport and saying "This may be the coolest thing I've ever seen" with Boomer-level ellipses at the end

see what I mean

Leprechaun yelling "Catch me lassie and get me gold!" while Rita looks on in the background. also a tree.

Rita was not ready for this lil son of a bitch:
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Saddest thing about Schumer caving is he didn’t even do that half-ass negotiation to pretend you won something. “They cut off cancer research, sure - but we got every American one of those little tree-shaped air fresheners!”

Why would he leave so much space for easy photoshopping