Andrew Seiner

@starwarsexplained.com Can we trade? You get Ronny Johnson, we keep Warnock?

Pretty sure I know the answer. But, you know. Couldn't hurt to ask.

Sorry, boss. No can do.

Unfriendly reminder: Baywatch and WWE were huge when I was a kid. Don't tell me Pride parades are "unsuitable" for children.

Or at least just come out and say you'd rather us objectify femininity, masculinity, and sex rather than explore it with compassion, joy, and consent first.

I was a good little corporate pawn. I kept my hands in my lap and my mouth shut while or building's AGM and our Regional Manager reminisced fondly about their union busting campaigning at a sister building back in 2016.

I was way too far left of center to be in that room and at that table.

Basically, people who don’t mind being called weird are “good weird.” People who get mad when they’re called weird are “bad weird.”

Also the whole discussion about what demographics Kamala will appeal to is inherently racist and sexist when the actual PRIME audience for her is Mid 40s Men Who Buy Vinyl On Record Store Day

I mean... Like??? I'm right tho, I think?

#StarWars

Rose screams "No! STOP!" any time we sing along with what she's singing.

Upside: she's got "Ah Crap" down when she drops stuff.

The Book of Boba Fett is some peak ass Star Wars. And in this dissertation, I will-

It'd be just as just as unfunny if Kim Jong Un, Putin, Trump, or ol' Beni from Tel Aviv found a mountain with their face at ~100mph.

Blew all the grass clippings into the drainage ditch for the first time just now- Feel like I just completed a hidden quest and got enough bonus XP from it to become a level 7 Dad.

I think I got even more XP because I was wearing cargo shorts and white New Balances

God grant me the self assured confidence of a right-leaning libertarian in a Facebook comment section.

My siblings in Christ, I didn't even notice the they/them usage until dudebros got mad about it??? These dudes need some Illinois-legal adult gummie treats or something. Goddamn.

Apparently people are mad there was a minor character referred to with they/them pronouns in Tales of the Empire? Therefore, they must be a non-binary character placed there by the woke Disney cabal to brainwash kids into... Showing basic courtesy when someone is presenting androgynously???

Well. This is weird. Being a couple hundred feet from dudes I grew up listening to and watching.

Hello #C2E2!

Untrue things breed ignorance. Ignorance breeds cruelty.

Don't want to brag. But I realized one can bring their trash & recycling cans *inside* the garage when it snows.

So I'm basically a genius now.

"I won't vote for the guy enabling a Fascist just to stop the guy that actually is a Fascist" isn't the moral high ground y'all think it is.

Either have the courage to do something that actually moves a needle or let us cowardly "lesser evil" folks do our thing.

See? I can snark tweet too.

Listen guys, I disagree with JJ's version of Star Wars. But y'all's obsession with calling "some how Palpatine returned" bad writing is embarrassing.

It ain't JJ's fault you need a cartoon to hand hold you through the exposition Meriadoc Brandybuck gave y'all in 2019.

This person I'm training for the next 3 weeks at work is telling me all about what was talked about on Louder with Crowder recently. So if anyone needs me, I'll be pounding my head into the concrete.

16 week national ban is not a moderate position, let's be very very and repeatedly clear

Someone I'm very thankful to know has qualified for top surgery. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate and or share to get him to his goal!

gofund.me/07e13021

Cry-laughing at this quote from a news story about the new Wisconsin legislature Maps.

"My team can't keep cheating!" = actual death analogy???

1923: Hitler’s failed coup.

No real consequences.
No fundamental changes.

1933: Hitler takes power.

I wish I could implant this into everyone’s brain.

Unpopular Star Wars opinion:

I wish we got Irish-Mobboss-wearing-furs-in-a-Desert Jabba instead of space-slug Jabba

Was wondering where Mo was when I woke up this morning... At least I didn't need to look for Rose in her room.

The training continues.

Also, yes. I did buy this in box for a lot of money at Celebration Chicago. But when your near-three year old points excitedly going "Anakin! Open?!". You open the collectable.

#starwars