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Elmo @elmo · 1h That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰 Based Yankee @thebasedyankee You and Bad Bunny should be deported

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY): "Historically, when we look back at the Epstein scandal, it's going to be bigger than Watergate, and bigger than Iran-Contra...it's longer in time, and involved multiple administrations, and that's why we have to get to the bottom of it."

As usual, the law means nothing to this administration unless it is for them.

"Why are they not pulling over people riding in the back of a f*cking U-Haul? I thought that was a crime? But no, they protect them." - ICE protester responds to Proud Boy Jake Lang SHOOTING paintballs and pepper spray at protesters in a drive by as police watched.

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Blazing fireball streaks across the sky over western China.

you must be this tall 🤏 to drink at the bar

Screenshot of an X.com post by MeidasTouch asking “What is he afraid of?” above an embedded post by Acyn (@Acyn) stating that Republican Oversight Chairman James Comer refuses to hold a public hearing for Hillary Clinton’s deposition, saying committee hearings are more for entertainment than substance. Below is a TV split-screen showing James Comer speaking on Fox News and Hillary Clinton speaking at a podium, with a chyron reading “Hillary Clinton wants her Epstein testimony to be public.”

He's afraid of the truth from a woman who’s been right about Trump on everything.

What a beautiful opening ceremony, wow! I love the Olympics 😍

”those are a lot of boos for him”

Members of Congress will be able to begin reviewing the unredacted version of the Department of Justice’s files on Jeffrey Epstein on Monday morning, according to two sources familiar with the DOJ’s plans. - NBC

Nothing like some pathetic extortion. What is this timeline 😭😭😭

Coalie, an anthropomorphic cartoon lump of coal in a yellow safety vest and hard hat, chilling with Donald and Melania Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Gislanine Maxwell.

Coalie, what the hell!?

WASHINGTON, Feb 5 (Reuters) - The ⁠U.S. military said that Washington and Moscow on Thursday agreed to reestablish high level military-to-military ⁠dialogue, following talks in Abu Dhabi, a move which could signal a move towards normalizing some ties between the United States and Russia.

The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on Earth should be two different People

Yes they should.

Puppy Bowl 2026 Promises Adorable, Adoptable Pups On Super Bowl Sunday A record 150 puppies from 72 animal shelters and rescue organizations will face off for the Lombarky Trophy as Team Fluff and Team Ruff in the 2026 Puppy Bowl.

Puppy Bowl 2026 Promises Adorable, Adoptable Pups On Super Bowl Sunday

I don't know what's more heartbreaking...that the current president of the United States raped and very likely killed children...or that approximately 1/3rd of this country doesn't care.

Either way, I weep for our country. & my heart breaks for the victims.

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

Spotlighting The World Factbook as We Bid a Fond Farewell Somewhat devastating news today from the CIA: One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. There's not even a hint as to why they …

The CIA just stopped publishing their World Factbook and took every page, including the archived copies of previous versions!

This sucks. It was public domain, so I recovered the 2020 edition (the last one published as a zip file) and shared it to GitHub simonwillison.net/2026/Feb/5/t...

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

Marimar Martinez is a schoolteacher and U.S. citizen. She had no weapon or criminal record, and a CBP officer still shot her five times.

That same officer then bragged about his horrific actions in a group chat.

It's disgusting, and it's shameful. He must be held accountable.

Screenshot of an X.com post by CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism). The post reads: “HUGE: A joint Democratic House–Senate panel has declared the ICE shootings UNJUSTIFIED.” It quotes Rep. Robert Garcia saying every person involved must be held accountable and that there is no license to kill or absolute immunity. Below is a video thumbnail from a congressional hearing room: Rep. Robert Garcia sits at a microphone speaking, while another lawmaker beside him holds a large poster board displaying six portrait photos of political figures. A time stamp on the video reads “1:06.”

Rep. Robert García is 🔥 🔥 🔥

Over 300 former Justice Department attorneys urge Pam Bondi to allow state and local investigators to probe killings of Alex Pretti and Renee Good, arguing that blocking local agencies from investigating potential violations of state law in their own jurisdictions poses a threat to the rule of law.

‘Pain is a violent lover’: Daisy Lafarge on the paintings she made when floored with agony Suffering from a connective tissue disorder and enduring endless calls to try and get benefits, the poet and novelist turned to painting – resulting in work that could change perceptions of disabled p...

"So is it really a turning point, unless disabled people can afford to be alive in this country? And that comes down to structural issues: are they able to heat their own homes, pay their carers and access very basic things?"
No.
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Suspect Guilty GIF Alt: Suspect Guilty GIF w hot dog suit trying to find the guy

A brief, recent history of the Washington Post:

1- Trump wins in 2024.
2- Bezos and minions make series of Trump-friendly changes to paper.
3-Readership tanks.
4- Bezos and minions fire tons of employees while telling them the audience just doesn't like what they're doing.

My painting TROUT WATER

fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap

Red Spider Planetary Nebula from Webb apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26020...
Oh what a tangled web a planetary nebula can weave. The Red Spider Planetary Nebula shows the complex structure that can result when a normal star ejects its outer gases and becomes a white dwarf star

14-year-old boy arrested, charged with terrorism and child pornography after planning to conduct mass shooting at Wimauma, Florida church; investigators found multiple firearms, ammunition, and electronic devices containing child sexual abuse material at his home. - WFTS