Jaimie Kaffash

The point of offside is to stop goal hanging. Of course there needs to be a line (literally and metaphorically), but unless it is clear on first replay, it’s a goal that the attacking team have earned

Surprised I’ve not seen Ferris Bueller in the comments. The kid is a psychopath who would have screwed a lot of vulnerable people out of lots of money when he grew up

To me it’s fairly obvious. Any time an offside is not obvious (Saar v Tottenham, for example), it’s a goal I know this doesn’t get to the heart of opening up play, but it’s a really easy starting point

I was going to say all they need now for the full 80s experience is racist fans and thuggish players. But I think they’ve already got that covered

With all the cars behind the goal, this should feel like a home game for Chelsea

Also, writing off a 16yo after a mistake (and not even a bad performance!) is beyond pathetic

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Jesus couldn’t finish his dinner

I’m going to keep feeding you these

What’s he doing at right back?!

Jesus has been a disgrace

Jesus looking a bit out of his depth

his killer being a man who murdered three people including a pregnant woman who he also raped is a perfect demonstration of how ‘paedophile hunters’ are just violent men looking for a socially acceptable target for their violence

This is a very good point. How they come up with these storylines is so impressive!

Although Riffers getting a lot of hate on here is funny, I do feel a bit bad for Simon. Seeing your best mate ripped apart like this must be hard for anyone, let alone the man single-handedly bringing kindness back to politics

Sorry @arseblog.com and @arsenalvisionpodcast.com - I still love the pods, but I have a new favourite now: @vftlpodcast.bsky.social. It's far funnier than either of yours, and is just a really enjoyable way to end the week

Fabian Hürzeler in tears. Gary Lineker informing the bench.

My most fundamental political belief is that so much of the mess we are in today is people confusing "things used to be better" with "things used to be better because I was younger". Ironically, this has led to things actually being much worse now

In this case, it’s a jumped up child of a manager throwing a tantrum. But it also a Prime Minister, a Home Secretary, a US president or the leader of Reform (not leader of the Greens though). It is a safe way of doing journalism. Challenging what an authority says is hard, and may lose you access

Is this night Arsenal's 'villains' became Premier League victors? Was this the evening the villains of the Premier League title race became victors? BBC Sport's chief football writer Phil McNulty assesses the ramifications of a big night in Brighton.

This is only football, so it’s harmless, but this is the BBC all over. Someone in authority says something, and it does two things: first, it sets the narrative; second, there is just the acceptance of truth in what they say. At no point do they question the authority www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

I’m nostalgic for those years finishing 8th. I can’t take this

TNT love a close up and a replay while the football is happening

THANK GOD

Very true

It’s crazy not to sub him at half time

I think Cala will play RCB. Nothing against Mosquera, who I love, but he’s getting sent off

I think it will literally be no one if he doesn’t get subbed though

Mosquera has to come off half time

That ball boy hunted him down

@JoaniReid Proud to meet four heroes in Parliament today. Sandie Peggie, the Darlington Nurses and Jennifer Melle. They have shown tremendous courage and bravery in challenging a warped ideology and a culture of virtue signalling that rewards institutional cowardice. Thankfully, the tide is turning and they are being vindicated. Solidarity.

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