M2M☕️🏳️‍⚧️⚔️ @fsmtl

welcome to bluesky. please make sure to say "hey guys check this out" whenever you see a clock for any reason in any context. it'll get funnier the more you do it, trust me.

06.02.2024 20:33 — 👍 956 🔁 143 💬 32 📌 13

anyone know how a girl can get her hands on some t gel

17.08.2023 20:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“i’m 7in! i’m 7in!” i continue to insist as i shrink & atrophy into a corn cob

17.08.2023 20:07 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

yet another ex who left him smh

31.07.2023 22:56 — 👍 2330 🔁 493 💬 35 📌 6

The four humors:

Shid
Cumb
Fard
Piss

31.07.2023 03:28 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Just got your text from last night. Do you still need your Epipen

24.07.2023 15:44 — 👍 1028 🔁 216 💬 6 📌 2

Mr. Gorbachev, tear off my jorts

27.07.2023 13:24 — 👍 149 🔁 49 💬 0 📌 0

when a leftist brings out the phrase “deeply unserious” to describe someone that is the closest we can come to admitting we want a person dead

25.07.2023 20:43 — 👍 656 🔁 90 💬 33 📌 7

you’re living in it, baby

25.07.2023 02:26 — 👍 8102 🔁 2045 💬 55 📌 48

Part of this is because when Studio Ghibli complained about too many names on the Mononoke poster (meaning the profusion of Miramax execs) the single name that was removed was mine.

21.07.2023 15:49 — 👍 1152 🔁 209 💬 65 📌 14

A meme in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" meme, but instead there are four separate sections of text. They read, respectively: You wouldn't enter a hospital. You wouldn't talk to the receptionist. You wouldn't talk to a doctor. You wouldn't comfort your grieving wife.

a triumph of memetic engineering

16.07.2023 14:49 — 👍 1865 🔁 469 💬 29 📌 33

girls say “i know a spot” and start touching your prostate

16.07.2023 18:17 — 👍 153 🔁 30 💬 4 📌 2

the daddy in question? 🥸🥖

11.07.2023 16:43 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0