Duncan Muir

Duncan Muir

@nacnudrium.bsky.social

Software Developer. Hardware Destroyer. #BHAFC Sufferer. Once mixed plasticine with wax with intriguing results. Took it no further though. Occasionally angry and incoherent. Joined the Green Party but want to be realistic regarding defence etc...

140 Followers 152 Following 377 Posts Joined Dec 2023
16 hours ago

He might eventually score with a spectacular bicycle kick and all will be forgiven.

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17 hours ago

Absolutely.

And a £1000 note with a concert Steinway on it.

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17 hours ago

Perfect for a £25 note.

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17 hours ago

They should definitely issue a £500 note with a monkey on it, and £25 note with a nice little pony.

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3 days ago

Elephant, gibbon, bee.

An elephant threw a flannel in my face at London Zoo when I was very small (i.e. a child). Such wrists a gibbon has! Bee, great product.

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5 days ago
Lindor chocolate advert.

Third different choccy ad. Weird.

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5 days ago
Photo from TV showing advert for chocolate frother. Photo of TV showing advert for chocolate product.

Just now:

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5 days ago

Watching "Dirty Business" on Channel 4 catch up. Not sure if it's intentional or some kind of algorithm but nearly all the adverts are for chocolate products.

#DirtyBusiness #Channel4 #Chocolate #Poo

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6 days ago

Corrupto Infester, it's in the name.

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1 week ago

Perhaps Gorton and Denton can now get back to writing classic sitcoms!

Er... maybe I'm suffering from lack of sleep.

#gortonanddenton #hysteria #greens

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1 week ago

Racist sect indignant at loss.

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1 week ago

Sums clearly wrong...

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1 week ago

Good.

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1 week ago

Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe.

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2 weeks ago

Oh, like that time I was turned on by an angry mob.

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2 weeks ago

🥌 😢

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2 weeks ago

😢

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2 weeks ago

I've been asked to stop jiggling my leg quite so violently, which I didn't realise I was doing. Nerves!

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2 weeks ago

Yes, that is the punishment for winning 👍

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2 weeks ago

And relax...

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2 weeks ago

Huzzah!

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2 weeks ago

😬

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1 month ago

It's all gone a bit 4th place for GB...

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1 month ago

Stop being such cowards and follow your principles then, if you ever really had any, which I long ago doubted.

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1 month ago
It's a fake opinion piece. It says, here's why it would be a mistake to do anything that inconveniences rich assholes. By some rich asshole.
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1 month ago

We used to be a "smaller" club who played differently to the other smaller teams, making us a threat and unpredictable. Now we're just like the rest. Lost the intelligence we had under De Zerbi. (IMHO).

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1 month ago

Another lump of ordure drops from the oligarch fundament.

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1 month ago

Only the boos weren't lip synced.

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1 month ago

Medal guaranteed 👍

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1 month ago

Done it 😊🥌

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