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A Blak Elf in Sweatpants

@phenomblak.bsky.social

Movies. Music. And Mayhem. When life gets tough, take a nap.

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β€œThe Pitt is Sony realistic”

Said by no one ever. Y’all gotta cut the clickbait posting out.

01.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao I love Regina Hall so much

01.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a feature.
Not a bug.

01.03.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man’s laid off 4K people and their stock went up.

What are we doing to ourselves.

28.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody sell me a SRT Scat pack challenger please

28.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh fuck cancer. Like 20000000 times over.

27.02.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And the gov is helping them. And people on the left and right are supporting them. And we’re blaming ourselves for not being more skilled or more resilient to the changing times. More needed or too integrated into the fabric of these broken enterprise sytems to be let go… we hope

28.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But instead.

These assholes have decided that the tech instead makes humanity obsolete. They have decided to use our own creations against us to punish us and make lives harder for as many people as possible. Keep some people employed and overworked and keep the other out of work barely surviving

28.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are we so accepting of these billionaires who could continue to remain forever billioning billionaires while also keeping people employed enough to have a comfortable fulfilling life in and ever technically advancing world. The tech is supposed to make jobs easier and life easier.

28.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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If this is legit… Jack Dorsey is a full fledged sob.

This gotta be hell becasue the good ones are constantly passing on while to evilest mfers are still here breathing.

So you are growing profit and don’t have to cut people despite having tools advancing your services and you STILL CUT PEOPLE

28.02.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like…

The moment Jonathon Majors revealed himself to be a dumb ass black man, there was no coming back from it yet my folk was still tryna cape for this snow bunnies capers ass fool.

And look at how he’s paying yall back for backing him.

28.02.2026 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I absolutely recommend you read the book Project Hail Mary BEFORE you see the film. Audible it. Hardcopy it. Do what ever you have too, just don’t see the film first and then read the book.

You’ve been warned.

28.02.2026 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is cutting the trailers for these films that just feels the need to spoil the damn movie to an egregious degree.

The Project Hail Mary trailer absolutely pissed me off. The book allowed the reader to learn about the main character as his memories comeback. The fkin trailer spoils this. Ugggh

28.02.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m free.

FREEEEE!!!

26.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yep I believe it

26.02.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All this work shit and being busy shit is for the birds. Make time for people , especially the special people. Give them their flowers as much as possible while they can smell them.

That’s all I got man. Like. I really can’t share jokes back and forth online with her anymore. Fuck man.

26.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And that experience stayed with me. Those people are special. I don’t have a lot of friends. So those people are always special. This one hurts man. Like I really wasn’t prepared for this news today and I feel bad for not sharing more messages with this person recently.

26.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t talk to a lot of people a lot. Respond to folk sometimes esp if I lost something and they ask me something or comment on it. I always appreciate that.

But there are people on social media that I’ve created these tangible long distance relationships with because I got to hang out with them

26.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So now Devontuh is talking about a prenup.

Get this goofy Garfield looking ass clown off my screen please

26.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This man is putting in the longest McDonalds mobile order ever.

#LoveIsBlind

26.02.2026 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know Jess is regretting every time she let this little man touch any part of her body. Yuck

#LoveIsBlind

26.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf you want everytime i jerkoff I’ll let you know β€œ and something a jerkoff would let you know.

#LoveIsBlind

26.02.2026 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m 20 seconds into LIB and Bri legit spent way too much time with the Keebler joke.

26.02.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dis nga won’t never just chill yo lol .. she runnin around the house like a jack rabbit right now

26.02.2026 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œKeep Tesla from TANKING”

wtf would I want spellcheck to change tanking to ranking.. foh apple

26.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lucky for me the Bmore savages like keeping they benefits and good jobs

26.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Horror stories!!!

26.02.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hear nothing but horror stories about shipping in ATL in the sneaker discords. Remember when they stole a beer I shipped you!!!!

26.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t trust any group of people who have collectively decided to single-handedly keel Tesla from ranking.

26.02.2026 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The shipping box was fucked but I thought that was fine. But it was so fucked that the shoe box inside was just as fucked. Smfh

26.02.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0