A Blak Elf in Sweatpants

A Blak Elf in Sweatpants

@phenomblak.bsky.social

Movies. Music. And Mayhem. When life gets tough, take a nap.

136 Followers 23 Following 2,260 Posts Joined Nov 2024
14 hours ago

IG is proof people are too easily influenced.

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3 days ago

If you think Baltimore is in the DMV you either have never been to Baltimore or you only ride passenger side.

Like, you don’t ever drive when you go out.

You just be sitting and staring down at your phone. You don’t even look out the window.

You gotta lot of Uber points.

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3 days ago

Rousey having the biggest fight in MMA in 2026 is why I don’t watch it anymore.

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3 days ago

Sam Altman said out loud his models use less reasoning.

Reasoning is like brain seasoning.

I don’t trust people who don’t use seasoning.

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3 days ago

We have veterans losing their lives at home while we’re sending troops overseas separating them from their families for a conflict that shouldn’t even have reached this point.

Again I ask, wtf are we doing!!

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3 days ago

This is my Alma Mater. I knew the guy he killed. This is just sad and ridiculous. Really nice guy back in school and he had a family. Like… Geezus man wtf

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3 days ago

Duh.

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3 days ago

I judge everyone still taking Drake seriously.

Seriously.

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3 days ago

The amount of groupthink in Traitors no matter what country is sometimes extremely depressing to watch.

We as a species suck sometimes.

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4 days ago

What happens when the canary breaks free and flees the coalmine?

Oop!!!

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4 days ago

Every time I try to watch a trailer for Scarpetta all I see is awful wigs.

Like…so may awful wigs. A gabble of unnecessary wigatry over takes my screen and puts splinters in my eyes.

Also the name. Scar-peh-tug? Scar-pee-tuh? Scar-petter? Scarp-eat-uh ? Scarpet-tuh?

I think I’m havin a seizure

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5 days ago

Now I know B&L is bs cuz they doing infomercials on IG using baby hairs to show how fast it helps hair grow.

BABY HAIR!!

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5 days ago

What?

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5 days ago

AI training models imply, and in practice by design even suggest, that humans have not only asked all th possible questions but found all the possible answers.

Oh boy.

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1 week ago

One thing I do have to work on is despite being a person who knows exactly where conversations with people at work are gonna before we even have it not attacking the convo head on.

Instead I still need to let things play out organically. Use ya chess skills to play tic tac toe wit folk.

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1 week ago

I love the caucacity of yts who voted for Chrump when they get all defensive to the “who’s ya vote for “ question.

Like you do know you can just lie right. But your ego is so privileged that you refuse to lie while also refusing to answer the question and playing the victim of a hate conversate.

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1 week ago

I know folk who have em and the reasons they say they have em just don’t outweigh any of the obvious temptations not even the worst of us would or could use em for. Also they’re from meta. They’re already using em for stuff without your consent.

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1 week ago

No Black actor could make a film portraying the biggest asshole on earth and be considered for an Oscar let alone Best Actor.

Let’s be real.

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1 week ago

I’m just tryna understand how nobody could see this has always been the type of person Timoetay is?

The I’m the coolest white dude is never actually that cool.

And time and time again we let them think we can see they cool too. He been corny. Even his first couple riles were corny dry yt dude.

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1 week ago

“Because of Iran’s bad behavior “

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1 week ago

“It’s the first time Iran has ever lost in THOUSANDS OF YEARS.”

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1 week ago

“Armed robber in Pasadena”

Did he get lost or something ?

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1 week ago

On Twilight Zone, Rod Sterling describes a character as having a chip on his shoulder the size of the national debt.

This was in 1959.
The National debt was $285B

Today,
The National debt is $38.7T.

That’s more than a 100x? Sorry, but when the magic numbers get this large my brain fractures.

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1 week ago

Listen!!! That bastard knew the assignment.

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1 week ago

Imagine showing up with the receipts for the tariffs you passed onto your customers to pay for that you’d now like refunded by the government to you and being denied.

Feels poetic. Feels right as rain.

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1 week ago

They were on the buddy system.
That’s called team work.

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1 week ago

I’m pretty sure the economical method of saving Americans money during this administration prices have to go up up UP to come down.

You have to smash something to be able to glue it back together with paper mache promises.

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1 week ago

You’re right I’m missing a very

Very very VERY expensive hammer

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1 week ago

Every time I hear someone say AI will replace workers I hear “that very very expensive hammer will replace the carpenter”

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1 week ago

So companies did mass layoffs of senior level, tenured, and experienced workers, outsourced the work to a big 4 consulting company, blamed AI, and now they’re going to start creating roles to be able to hire back entry level candidates.

Heh.

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