dusty cupboards

ral zarek (the card)

it's actually a throwback to his original card.

okay but why would you say it like that...😭

i guarantee they are printing an orzhov ral card at least partially so that you can put him in a tomik deck. they know what people want.

whenever ral zarek shows up outside of ravnica it is niv-mizzet's hand moving pieces on the board. the question here is which niv-mizzet does this ral work for?

pig guy from over watch

isn’t this guy from overwatch?

mention of the “orzhov comma” in today’s strixhaven story

punctuation pedantry has come to magic: the gathering.

wickersmith's tools shows a hand plane

there are lots of "planes" in magic the gathering, but i think the card wickersmith's tools might be the first time a woodworking plane has been shown?? 🧰

(be sure to write this down and file it under 'important facts')

i had a position with roboto as the primary typeface for 3+ years and i gotta say, it's no slouch.

inter

uhh, yeah bro. menorah’s rule. 🕎 🤙

THE edh gameplay channel.

lit like a trail cam

i have never seen retraced image in premodern. i think people try and run it in casual blue edh decks? it's mostly just an old rare that has never been reprinted tho.

the kennel room from blue prince

the kennel in blue prince 🚨🚨🚨

cause it's literally a cab.

this is still my favorite shitpost i don't care if nobody else liked it.

the 9x9 chaos orb ultrapro puzzle quest, the bottom left piece is worth about a trillion dollars.

the 9 card trend had me thinking about the 1996 ultrapro puzzle quest all day. 🧩 🤔

the completed chaos orb and black lotus puzzle could be redeemed for a couple hundred bucks. each had one ultra rare piece, with only a few known to exist.

i just bought the top center piece to use as a token tho. 🤮

donald glover from an old derek comedy skit where he poops his pants and then leaves and comes back pretending to be a new kid named brian who likes to skateboard but everybody can tell that he is the same person and that he still has poop in his pants

we're all having a great time

worldslayer

just blow up everything while it's gone and the turtle with inherit the world.

skateboard is basically just lavaspur boots with the ward 1 swapped for the tap on enters. lavaspur boots sees lots of play as an urza's saga target, so decks are testing out skateboard in that slot. it's unclear how often it will be relevant, but tapping blockers for saga constructs is good.

i had no idea you were so tall, damn.

kaho, minamo historian

i just wanna see a kaho deck one time

guy who eats motorcycles

it would take years but i would grind up karn and eat him like that guy who eats motorcycles.

people really don't eat motorcycles like they did when i was a kid.

dicks out for hammurabi 🙌

i legit don't think he believes in morality. i don't think he is misguided. i think he is intentionally doing harm to people he hates because he is amoral.

i don't think stephen miller believes in goodness.

PETS RULE 😭

🔥🔥🔥

this may be the invention of horsesplaining.

it's impossible for something to be "too mean" if it involves casting skeleton ship.