🔞 goofy gloober

People need to stop overhyping clitoral orgasms man, I thought this shit was supposed to turn me into the sun and explode me one million times or something

What big teeth you have

“Show me your teeth”
Cw: mouth
#deltaruined
#spamtenna

motherfucker I never forget what you did.
block block block. show him he's unwelcomed.

a drawing of toriel from undertale wearing a blue bikini and sunglasses. she is depicted as being fat and stocky with wrinkles around her eyes. she is holding a beach ball and looking into the distance as the sun sets behind her.

an image of toriel's sprite surrounded by text such as "literally a rectangle", "toriel is NOT curvy she does NOT have big titties she DOES NOT have a huge ass she is BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE and is FLAT AS A DAMN BOARD and is OLD AS HELL and if you feel the need to change that about her you are a COWARD and a BITCH". "fake mild enjoyer located, this loser can't ever enjoy genuine mom bod" with three pointing emojis above it, and "you don't actually want toriel you want an anime girl with toriel's head pasted on it".

tori at da beach.... got so mad about how ppl draw toriel that it inspired me to Not Draw Her Like That. and then i made the second image because i was still mad actually #art #undertale #deltarune #toriel #torieldreemurr

i got my first vibrator last month and its been awesome as fuck
i was really nervous purchasing it, which feels kinda embarrassing lol

I'll never understand people who are actually scared of him; look at his big wet eyes. Look at his little round face. Look at his quaint little boots that he stitched up all by himself. If you wouldn't give him a little kiss and tuck him into bed youre a sniveling coward

Epic famous new grounds green guy with fingers of salad (sitting in floating recliner)

Epic famous new grounds green guy with fingers of salad (sitting in his safety cupboard)

He's been plaguing my thoughts lately

(The cave painting was meant to illustrate just how long erotica/porn has existed, sorry that probably wasn't clear lol)

Cave painting of two people having sex captioned "Cave painting, Oued Djaret, Algeria, 7-2000 BCE"

Be freaky. Be free

sticks my hand in

Showoff...
#deltaruined

i fucking hate being an artist man what the fuck is this angle

i always have a minimized yt video playing; anything over 30-40 minutes is good for me honestly
creep/cast, chaz/ington, and salty/dkdan are all big favorites of mine lol

I need him to go on "free use" flings in the green room dude I need all the p1ppins to run a train on him bc they're all opportunistic little sex pests, and when his rut is finally over, the other two m1kes have to tend to him with ice packs bc he's a dummy and goes overboard every time

#deltaruined #miketit I need insatiable plu3y rut NOWWW bro, I need that little fucker humping couches and whining so loud he gets a saxophone mute strapped to his face like a muzzle and starts begging T3nna to stick one of his huge fucking fingers inside of him

(hittimg myself repeatedly with a big stick) STOPPP BEING EMBARRASSED!! STOP BEING SCARED!!!!!! STOP IT

alexa. play "an under's tale" by xtratuna

photo of a baby chick running across a laptop keyboard. It is aptly captioned "oh what da hell he walking on the keybort"

Sorry ive held off on following people back for so long im. just shy thats all

Compression therapy except it's just some guy mashing you into the roof of their mouth every time they try to pronounce the letter N

⚠️ #vore #mouthplay

Man I keep coming back to the idea of like... a big character trying to speak while there's a much smaller character in their mouth and they end up getting tossed and jostled around like a soccer ball

I have many ideas and 0 willpower to draw them lol

Spam sucks him off while the phone's on hold and poor T3nna can't even look down to see him...

"Huh? Yeah sorry about the noise, my uhhh tasque keeps knocking things over haha" and he stops and walks away for a bit to punish him for being noisy and it takes T3nna everything he has not to fucking scream and cry and yowl about it and he starts humping the air because he's so pent up

a png of a medieval pillory

#deltaruined ok picture this:
Spam puts T3nna in one of these (wild west stage prop?) and tells him to be quiet (impossible task) while he takes a business call. He touches and teases him juuust enough to rile him up and it makes him jerk around and rattle the wood like crazy and it's sooo loud

For centuries, the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the bottom of the deepest seeeeeeeeeaaaaeeeeeeeeaaaeeeeeees

I was introduced to this video recently via vinny vinesauce and i feel it has improved my quality of life

He's egg bound, someone give him an epsom salt bath!!

TEEHEEEE his little face

wtf!! cringe as hell of them