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πŸ–€ AEW Bot πŸ–€ This is a Kenny Omega and Young Bucks stan zone! Proceed with caution! (if you're looking for the gaming version it's abortresspsx.bsky.social )

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Latest posts by abortress.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh. My. God. Look at CEDESSSSSSSS 😍😭😍😭😍😭😍
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18.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If he loses a second Coffin Match I will be so upset

18.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeeze I love Darby a lot wtf 😭
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18.09.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgot Kevin Knight said he likes older women lmao
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18.09.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now I do not believe I'm slapping Luchasaurus unless I'm sure I can kill him with it.
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18.09.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm staying here kuz it's free and I don't understand VPNs πŸ₯Ή

18.09.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao! I think the only reason I realized quick was kuz I remembered that time they did that Dynamite/Collision mashup that I didn't know was a mashup 😭 I sat here for like ten seconds and was like "NOT AGAIN" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

18.09.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's so childish

18.09.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IT'S KIP!!! 😍😍😍
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18.09.2025 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there's anything I hate about watching AEW on HBO, it's when we have these extended episodes kuz I have to close the feed and look for it somewhere else. This hour's counted as Collision, I guess.
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18.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc Toni not "trim your bushes" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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18.09.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surprise Rainyboi and Cinnamon Roll!!!
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18.09.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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AH!! YOUR THREAD!!!

18.09.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's a trauma response lmfao but also yes kind!

18.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's my aversion to making too much noise when someone makes a decision about their own appearance. I was the same way about Ospy's straight hair. I just want people to look the way they want πŸ˜…

18.09.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I'm the only person who wasn't bothered by him shaving πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

18.09.2025 01:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's mah boi Juice "The Only Good Thing to Come Out of Joliet" Robinson!!!
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18.09.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He nailed it!! πŸ˜‚

18.09.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now THERE'S the best tag team of all time 😍😍😍
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18.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"BECAUSE I'M RICH" NAH CHRISTIAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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18.09.2025 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All this "best tag team" nonsense when our Founding Jobbers are nowhere to be seen πŸ˜’
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18.09.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Montel doing the Lord's work fr 😌
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18.09.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not wrong!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

18.09.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trevochet looking like Stoke's mixed son rn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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18.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maxxy ain't have to say another Briscoe in the dirt 😭😭😭 Shit hurt my feelings lmao
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18.09.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YES LET'S HEAR FROM DARBA LARBA DING DONG
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18.09.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love that Sparkly Ky is also calling it the Men's World Championship πŸ’–
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18.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Weeeeeeeeee
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18.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Robert Martyr is still missing (from Florida) this morning. If you've seen or heard from him, please help his family & friends by calling one of the numbers below. They are worried and want to bring him home. #indiewrestling 🀼

11.09.2025 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4
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A gift for RUSH.

11.09.2025 14:12 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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