Abortress IRL

Abortress IRL

@abortress.bsky.social

πŸ–€ AEW Bot πŸ–€ This is a Kenny Omega and Young Bucks stan zone! Proceed with caution! (if you're looking for the gaming version it's abortresspsx.bsky.social )

173 Followers 68 Following 2,424 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 months ago

Omg!

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5 months ago

Oh. My. God. Look at CEDESSSSSSSS 😍😭😍😭😍😭😍
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5 months ago

If he loses a second Coffin Match I will be so upset

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5 months ago

Jeeze I love Darby a lot wtf 😭
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5 months ago

I forgot Kevin Knight said he likes older women lmao
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5 months ago

Now I do not believe I'm slapping Luchasaurus unless I'm sure I can kill him with it.
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5 months ago

I'm staying here kuz it's free and I don't understand VPNs πŸ₯Ή

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5 months ago

Lmao! I think the only reason I realized quick was kuz I remembered that time they did that Dynamite/Collision mashup that I didn't know was a mashup 😭 I sat here for like ten seconds and was like "NOT AGAIN" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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5 months ago

It's so childish

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5 months ago

IT'S KIP!!! 😍😍😍
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5 months ago

If there's anything I hate about watching AEW on HBO, it's when we have these extended episodes kuz I have to close the feed and look for it somewhere else. This hour's counted as Collision, I guess.
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5 months ago

Jfc Toni not "trim your bushes" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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5 months ago

Surprise Rainyboi and Cinnamon Roll!!!
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5 months ago
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AH!! YOUR THREAD!!!

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5 months ago

It's a trauma response lmfao but also yes kind!

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5 months ago

I think it's my aversion to making too much noise when someone makes a decision about their own appearance. I was the same way about Ospy's straight hair. I just want people to look the way they want πŸ˜…

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5 months ago

I think I'm the only person who wasn't bothered by him shaving πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

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5 months ago

It's mah boi Juice "The Only Good Thing to Come Out of Joliet" Robinson!!!
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5 months ago

He nailed it!! πŸ˜‚

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5 months ago

Now THERE'S the best tag team of all time 😍😍😍
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5 months ago

"BECAUSE I'M RICH" NAH CHRISTIAN THAT WAS HILARIOUS πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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5 months ago

All this "best tag team" nonsense when our Founding Jobbers are nowhere to be seen πŸ˜’
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5 months ago

Montel doing the Lord's work fr 😌
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5 months ago

I'm not wrong!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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5 months ago

Trevochet looking like Stoke's mixed son rn πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ˜­
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5 months ago

Maxxy ain't have to say another Briscoe in the dirt 😭😭😭 Shit hurt my feelings lmao
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5 months ago

YES LET'S HEAR FROM DARBA LARBA DING DONG
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5 months ago

Love that Sparkly Ky is also calling it the Men's World Championship πŸ’–
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5 months ago

Weeeeeeeeee
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6 months ago

Robert Martyr is still missing (from Florida) this morning. If you've seen or heard from him, please help his family & friends by calling one of the numbers below. They are worried and want to bring him home. #indiewrestling 🀼

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