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@facemelter.bsky.social

god's scariest eunuch making the best video game ever, Sneeders

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Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

do i have a child's understanding of how the world works? yes. is my brain no longer capable of generating interesting or useful thoughts? yes. but am i at least good at gaming, my singular passion and hobby? not really, fucko!

11:03 AM

24 Feb 22

Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen do i have a child's understanding of how the world works? yes. is my brain no longer capable of generating interesting or useful thoughts? yes. but am i at least good at gaming, my singular passion and hobby? not really, fucko! 11:03 AM 24 Feb 22

Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen

28 Jul

One beautiful April morning
I played the 100% perfect game of Melee.
Tell you the truth, it was not beautiful
There were dropped combos and missed techs
There were SDs and missed inputs.
And yet, in all its ordinariness,
It was nevertheless perfect.
Because we played it together.

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Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

28 Jul

Friendly reminder that even the best opponents will have habits that you can exploit, like leaving their homes unlocked or sleeping with the lights off.

100 comments
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Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen 28 Jul One beautiful April morning I played the 100% perfect game of Melee. Tell you the truth, it was not beautiful There were dropped combos and missed techs There were SDs and missed inputs. And yet, in all its ordinariness, It was nevertheless perfect. Because we played it together. 175 comments 4,795 retweets 24.3K likes Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen 28 Jul Friendly reminder that even the best opponents will have habits that you can exploit, like leaving their homes unlocked or sleeping with the lights off. 100 comments 5,600 retweets 27.2K likes

Deep Leffen Bot
@DeepLeffen
4/30/23

Friendly reminder: Tier lists only matter if you care about winning. And between you and me, bud, maybe you should just stick with having fun.

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Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen 4/30/23 Friendly reminder: Tier lists only matter if you care about winning. And between you and me, bud, maybe you should just stick with having fun. 68 comments 3.3K retweets 15K likes

Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

Hbox gave my friend a ride to a local. Incredibly, nobody was injured on the way there, except for my friend (annihilated), and 14 witnesses (annihilated), in what is already being described as the "Gamer Goof of the Century."

Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen Hbox gave my friend a ride to a local. Incredibly, nobody was injured on the way there, except for my friend (annihilated), and 14 witnesses (annihilated), in what is already being described as the "Gamer Goof of the Century."

i will never cop for the new era of large language model gen ai.
but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen

13.02.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1664    ๐Ÿ” 668    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
The piss lipid boy towering over the main character of psychopomp.

The piss lipid boy towering over the main character of psychopomp.

CHECK OUT MY PISS BOY COMMISSION FROM @facemelter.bsky.social

16.01.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this site is so nothing, it's a shame everyone left twitter for no goddamn reason

16.01.2025 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm not nonbinary but my gender is also male Gardevoir but also i'm a girl are you keeping up

16.01.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me

21.11.2024 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3300    ๐Ÿ” 793    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

getting lots of engagement for no reason on blurry webcam selfies and also being kinda mean sometimes

23.11.2024 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

okay i feel like an idiot because none of these pictures are outside but i promise i went outside

23.11.2024 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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gay eunuch creature goes outside

23.11.2024 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to all the musicians of the world i would like to simply say, "rock on"

22.08.2023 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 564    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Okay i was wondering bc my last post got a couple of strangers commenting out of nowhere and i'm just like "huh who are you"

12.11.2024 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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wait does this site do the mastodon thing where posts go to a public feed where strangers who don't follow you can see?

12.11.2024 03:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

does this site suck less or should i just go back to twitter

11.11.2024 19:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like a customer at my job was sitting on the shitter and snorting rails off of the toiler paper dispenser. Huh.

02.07.2023 16:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

aint nobody using this app dued

02.07.2023 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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vash the stampede,,

02.07.2023 01:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i play on runelite, also ty i'm probably gonna delete this when i'm sober

02.07.2023 01:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ex-tttt users stay winning

01.07.2023 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this came across my dash and i got grug jumpscared

01.07.2023 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sup

01.07.2023 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Facemelter is online

30.06.2023 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

O this site doesn't support video yet lol

30.06.2023 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok yeah i don't really see the point in using this yet

30.06.2023 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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aw frick yeah, it's time for Website

30.06.2023 04:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hiiiii

30.06.2023 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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