brie facemelter

brie facemelter

@facemelter.bsky.social

god's scariest eunuch making the best video game ever, Sneeders

105 Followers 67 Following 21 Posts Joined Jun 2023
1 month ago
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YAY WEBSITEEEE

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1 year ago
Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

do i have a child's understanding of how the world works? yes. is my brain no longer capable of generating interesting or useful thoughts? yes. but am i at least good at gaming, my singular passion and hobby? not really, fucko!

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24 Feb 22 Deep Leffen Bot @DeepLeffen

28 Jul

One beautiful April morning
I played the 100% perfect game of Melee.
Tell you the truth, it was not beautiful
There were dropped combos and missed techs
There were SDs and missed inputs.
And yet, in all its ordinariness,
It was nevertheless perfect.
Because we played it together.

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Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

28 Jul

Friendly reminder that even the best opponents will have habits that you can exploit, like leaving their homes unlocked or sleeping with the lights off.

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@DeepLeffen
4/30/23

Friendly reminder: Tier lists only matter if you care about winning. And between you and me, bud, maybe you should just stick with having fun.

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15K likes Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

Hbox gave my friend a ride to a local. Incredibly, nobody was injured on the way there, except for my friend (annihilated), and 14 witnesses (annihilated), in what is already being described as the "Gamer Goof of the Century."

i will never cop for the new era of large language model gen ai.
but the old era of advanced curated markov chain gen ai, such as drilbot, was very good. and nobody did it like Deep Leffen

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1 year ago
The piss lipid boy towering over the main character of psychopomp.

CHECK OUT MY PISS BOY COMMISSION FROM @facemelter.bsky.social

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1 year ago

this site is so nothing, it's a shame everyone left twitter for no goddamn reason

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1 year ago

i'm not nonbinary but my gender is also male Gardevoir but also i'm a girl are you keeping up

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1 year ago

*showing my hairstylist a pic* i need you to kill this person for me

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1 year ago

getting lots of engagement for no reason on blurry webcam selfies and also being kinda mean sometimes

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1 year ago

okay i feel like an idiot because none of these pictures are outside but i promise i went outside

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1 year ago
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gay eunuch creature goes outside

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2 years ago

to all the musicians of the world i would like to simply say, "rock on"

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1 year ago

Okay i was wondering bc my last post got a couple of strangers commenting out of nowhere and i'm just like "huh who are you"

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1 year ago
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wait does this site do the mastodon thing where posts go to a public feed where strangers who don't follow you can see?

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1 year ago

does this site suck less or should i just go back to twitter

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2 years ago

Looks like a customer at my job was sitting on the shitter and snorting rails off of the toiler paper dispenser. Huh.

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2 years ago

aint nobody using this app dued

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2 years ago
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vash the stampede,,

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2 years ago

i play on runelite, also ty i'm probably gonna delete this when i'm sober

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2 years ago

ex-tttt users stay winning

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2 years ago

this came across my dash and i got grug jumpscared

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2 years ago

sup

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2 years ago

Facemelter is online

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2 years ago

O this site doesn't support video yet lol

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2 years ago

Ok yeah i don't really see the point in using this yet

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2 years ago
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aw frick yeah, it's time for Website

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2 years ago

hiiiii

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