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michael jane (they/them) upstate NY sketchmaster.bandcamp.com ☭

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goy for poi

(for the purposes of this joke, lets pretend that taro isn't kosher for some reason)

02.03.2026 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tomorrow will be better, i can feel it

02.03.2026 00:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'll be ok, i always bounce back

01.03.2026 23:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

maybe i should get into ketamine, i think I'd like it

01.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how could one possibly be expected to give a shit?

01.03.2026 23:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it me

01.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

well that certainly didnt fix me

01.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what if i just pick a direction and keep walking and never turn around

01.03.2026 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

going for a walk. need to get out of this house.

01.03.2026 22:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

put me in the freaking looney bin already

01.03.2026 22:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

im very optimistic about my future, in the unlikely event that i have one

01.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

brain very bad rn

01.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am worn out. i need to just chill for the next 40-50 years

01.03.2026 22:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bachelurbating, associatebating, doctorbating

01.03.2026 21:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

william corgan is one of the most tiresome losers in music history istg

like sorry u fell off in the late 90s bud it's not outkast's fault

01.03.2026 19:38 — 👍 74    🔁 14    💬 9    📌 2

i need stability and serenity

01.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

honestly I've considered this. the problem is my job/salary is what enables all this in the first place. couldnt do that unless I knew i had an even better job down there

01.03.2026 19:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fantasy baseball? i would like to play

01.03.2026 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THE ONLY GOOD JEWISH DELI IN TOWN WENT OUT OF BUSINESS IT IS SO UNBELIEVABLY JOEVER

01.03.2026 19:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

transition goal, tbh

01.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

interesting bit of lore...

01.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

coming to terms with the fact that i was radicalized by george carlin and john stewart

01.03.2026 19:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The release also forms part of a broader archival
series. This includes Giles & Pert and Giles & Muir,
documenting collaborative studio sessions
recorded at Michael's studio in Dorset circa 1982,
one with Morris Pert, the other with Jamie Muir.
Later in the year, the project will be followed by a
five-CD boxed set presenting Michael's complete
studio recordings.

The release also forms part of a broader archival series. This includes Giles & Pert and Giles & Muir, documenting collaborative studio sessions recorded at Michael's studio in Dorset circa 1982, one with Morris Pert, the other with Jamie Muir. Later in the year, the project will be followed by a five-CD boxed set presenting Michael's complete studio recordings.

if you buy me the michael giles 5CD boxset i will post hole

01.03.2026 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gotta hand it to Jesus, "physician heal thyself" is such a good line. great writing. that's how you know he was the real deal.

01.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

physician, medicate thyself!

01.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just a fun little prank. a way to spend your Saturday.

01.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nominative determinism

01.03.2026 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they ring your doorbell, that's when you emerge from the box they're carrying and sign for yourself

01.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

jesus on the cross is not my problem. i am not worried about it at all. that guy got what was coming to him tbh

01.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

well, looks like we're gonna have to goon our way out

01.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0