Joe Dill

I’m actually going to change this and say it’ll be my Spotify library

I was as annoyed with the patriots during the Brady era as everyone is today with the chiefs, however i would welcome the pats winning this year with a new cast. You’re welcome

Currently in a bidding war on eBay for a Trixie Mattel doll. This is what being a single mid thirties gay with no dependents breeds

Does anyone still use a mouse on a cord?

Have you ever seen an episode of 48 Hours where the crime was actually solved in 48 hours? Me either

Okay can we all agree that it is not fair to ask someone, “are you free Saturday?” Without telling them what you might invite them to? My response will not be based on whether or not I’m actually free it will be based on whether or not I want to do what you’re about to invite me to.

When you don’t know how to tie knots, tie lots

If ever I was on jeopardy I would answer every answer(question) Who is Tate McRae because I actually don’t know

Okay question to research later. Google image search. If I take a photo of someone taking a selfie can google do a reverse lookup to find their social media? Like recognize the photo they’re taking that I took a photo of them taking and find it

Good riddance to bad rubbish

What is the point of knowing your ABCs? Like does it matter if you think the alphabet is hicnr or abcde?

Culturally we need to get back to decorating our houses with faux fruits and vegetables more

Are there A batteries? I’ve heard of AA and AAA but what about A?

Do jars of pickles grow above or below ground?

My favorite thing about being gay is clapping during the chorus of Cher’s Dark Lady

One thing that’s really been bothering me for the last seven years is why in the eff did Bebe Zahara Benet perform in a sewing room setting for the Kitty Girl music video finale when just a few episodes earlier we learned she couldn’t sew and needed Aja to make her garment for her?

I wish on one episode of Love It or List It Hillary would walk in and be like this house is too fugly just list it

The latest thing I’ve been doing on social media is replying to people’s Instagram stories “cool, where’s that?” when they post a pic and it’s very obvious where they are.

Like someone just posted a pic of the Eiffel Tower and I responded cool where is that?

Midwest culture is honking every time you drive by someone’s house that you know

When I die I think what will be my lasting contribution to humanity is the collection of reels I have saved on my Instagram folder

I assume that the locker pickup things at stores is meant to cut down on employees but I always feel pressured that if I don’t have the locker open within ten seconds of arriving I will be bombarded by a group of employees asking to help.

One thing that really gets me down is seeing people who have the money to buy really nice things but have terrible taste

How many people are drunk in the drive thru line at this time of night? It is 1:43AM EST

If you think about your favorite Golden Girls episodes I bet 90% of them come in season 7 which is amazing because by season 7 most shows suck. What a high note to go out on.

I would not be good in a cross fit class/with a personal trainer because if they told me to do an exercise I didn’t want to do I’d just say no

Wake Forest? More like Woke Forest 🎤

A bird pooped on me today

What does a math-loving frog wear?

An algae bra

(Idk if this sad joke existed before but I thought of it while doing a crossword puzzle)

If ever you see white smoke coming out of my house call 911 because that means IM ON FIRE

However I would like to have her collection of cat plates