kasper

kasper

@carnifxx.bsky.social

putting up missing posters for that dog in me.

422 Followers 392 Following 8,295 Posts Joined Dec 2025
3 hours ago

i need you to hold my hand because i am scared of alligators in the toilet.

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3 hours ago

you're into it, don't act like you aren't <3 NOW GO TO SLEEP. bed time for leith.

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3 hours ago

dude i'm literally naked in your bed rn wym.

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3 hours ago

AFTER I PEE I HAVE TO WRITE MY MOM A BDAY LETTER AND THEN PROBABLY REPLY TO A FEW PPL. ARE YOU!!! also i haven't went to the bathroom yet im #lazy

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3 hours ago

NOT IN THE WAY OF A WHOLE NAME. can you imagine sleeping with someone and they call you THE PISSER?? nuh-uh. we freak4freak with Some Lines.

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3 hours ago

IM GOIJG PEE BRUH ARE YOU TUCKED TF IN ARE YOU GOINGTO SLEEP.

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3 hours ago

... don't call me the pisser again, and then we can make this work between us, ok? 🫶

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3 hours ago

you and leith lowkey synced up w/ this one. i respect it enough to listen.

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3 hours ago

will you hold my hand and give me (1) tender kiss afterwards?

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3 hours ago

i have to pee.

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7 hours ago

aaah i don't mean!! bad as in "i have bad luck in april" like manifestation i mean like ... ptsd LMFAODOOFK. my whole body + mind kind of goes into shut down/survival mode without my conscious control over it </3 so it's a bad month bc i always feel rlly shitty and rmbr a lot of shitty things!!

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9 hours ago

my activity might be pretty limited. or again, not my usual uhhhhh. Kind Of Posting. i just wanted to warn everyone in advance so you don't think i'm ignoring you and also So No One Forgets Me. Ok? Ok.

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9 hours ago

My Whole Usual Self. i'm going to try my very best to keep up with and actively participate in the games i'm involved in as the creators have put a ton of work into them and it's something i want to do!! as well as keeping up with my server for all of you that are in it. but otherwise,

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9 hours ago
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HELLO OOMFS!! i just wanted to give everyone a heads up that april is Notoriously a really bad month for me and as we draw nearer i can already feel it sinking in. so i wanted to warn everyone that i likely won't be super active until after april, and if i am, i might not be?? like.

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9 hours ago

Emergency Food.

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9 hours ago
Notes: We are now in a daylight cycle, it is easier to see now.
If you’ve formed a team or pair, consider a group name and @ the captain with it. 
If players have yet to complete survival objectives (food, water, shelter) it is recommended you hurry now. This includes if you’ve adventured off, you still need food and water. The map expands on its own every game update, so if you’d like to explore or investigate other parts of the island, just make sure you give a direction you’re going (i.e. north or east). The storyline changes based on what players come up with so don’t be afraid to make up a bunch of stuff, I’ll incorporate it. Feel free to make bases and set up your own little societies if you’d like. Helpful Reminders: In order to survive, you’ll need to locate food, water, and make some kind of temporary shelter. If you need to communicate with the captain directly, please @ me. Any active players are encouraged to improvise as your storylines will be incorporated into the main plot here!” “Don’t forget the hashtag #emery1k when posting game related things please. I greatly appreciate you! If you are not a player, you can still influence events as an island resident.

(16/16)

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9 hours ago
When morning arrives, the mysterious voice chimes in, “Good morning, passengers. Rescue is available. Please proceed to ARRIVALS.” Captain Emery replies, “There is no arrivals gate.” The mysterious voice replies, “Correct. Proceed anyway.” Captain attempts to reply before cutting out, “Valued Passengers, do not-” Oxi’s bell rings at this exact moment and Ender finds a message in the sand that says, “Arrivals —> Basement”

(15/16)

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9 hours ago

// thank you ruri we all say in unison.

#emery1k

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9 hours ago
Over at Florian’s Knife Group, Kasper makes a plan by saying, “We can use torn pieces from my jacket for the injuries.” Robin adds, “I’m working on helping our injured, with kindness.” Florian interjects, “If kindness fails, I have a knife.” The captain comments, “Medical services are now available. Please tip your medics in gratitude and possibly worms.” Pulling Florian aside, Kasper says, “Okay. We’re going. Maybe there’s civilization near the radio signal.” Florian replies, “Excellent. I was getting bored. Let’s bring Miku along.” The three run off toward the signal with Miku saying, “I brought chocolate! For us. Or to bribe the forest.” The captain adds, “Passengers Kasper, Florian, and Miku have begun an unscheduled night excursion. Empyrean Airlines reminds you that exploring after dark is not recommended... unless you do it confidently.”

(9/16)

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9 hours ago

i am adamantly ignoring those snakes and continuing to trek onwards, Confidently. we cannot let our crew get infected overnight. The Sky And Stars And Darkness Are No Bigger Threat Than We Are.

#emery1k

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9 hours ago
Since it is night time, Plazasta instead of using his sundial, tries a bucket of dripping water. The captain says, “Passengers are reminded: do not engage in hostile negotiations with astronomy.” Plazasta exclaims, “I have invented time!” Adri comments, “You’ve invented liquid confusion.” Janus interjects, “The stars are rearranging again.” Plazasta replies, “Good. The stars should feel uncomfortable.” Meanwhile on the beach, the captain comments, “Sandcastle status: upgraded. This is not necessarily positive.” Marrilyn asks, “Is it still good?” Kai replies, “It looks like it can file taxes.”

(8/16)

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9 hours ago

// YOUVE INVENTED LIQUID CONFUSION IM CRYING.

#emery1k

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9 hours ago
Aelin argues with the captain, saying, “Captain! Waterproof duct tape is structural. It’s basically law.” The captain replies, “Understood. Empyrean Airlines classifies duct tape as ‘emotionally supportive’, not ‘load-bearing.’” Aelin responds, “That’s rude!” The captain suggests, “Please submit an appeal.” and subsequently, “The island has declined your materials request.” Meanwhile at the shore, Sylvie is finally having some luck, saying, “This is it! Real bait. Real fishing. I caught something!” The captain comments, “Congratulations on your catch. Please declare it at customs.”

(7/16)

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9 hours ago

you're telling me the food supply got bigger .... 🤤

#emery1k

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9 hours ago
The captain says, “Good evening, valued passengers. Night is upon us. Please enjoy our complimentary escalation. Reminder: if you hear your name spoken by the trees, do not respond with your full legal name.” A mysterious voice replies, “Thank you for confirming. Your check-out time is now.” The captain replies, “We will be ignoring that.” He also introduces an updated map with player positions marked.

(2/16)

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9 hours ago
Empyrean Airlines Logo

✈️ Empyrean Airlines Passenger Safety & Satisfaction Report:
Night Cycle [2] (1/16)🧵
Read below to follow along with the story and game updates! #emery1k

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14 hours ago

About 8 hrs left for signups!!

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16 hours ago

i thought about what i would actually have to add into it and immediately got lazy again.

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16 hours ago

with your support i believe i can conquer anything.

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16 hours ago

SALUTE!! we'll see you there Captain-Not-Captain.

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