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John Hord

@johnfromsparklebot.bsky.social

Guitar slinger, ultra runner, cat Dad, LINUX whisperer.

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Whoa! That's quite a track record.

07.03.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

JFC

06.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time that my partner and I had the same therapist. They knew. But I didn't. I ended the relationship when I found out.

06.03.2026 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You're doing the Lord's work

06.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men are terrified and typically don't know why.

06.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That's a big win

06.03.2026 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The PWHL has announced the games at TD Garden (BOS) and Madison Square Garden (NY) have sold out.

Ticket sales indicated this was coming anyway, but the post-Olympics boom is REAL.

05.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 550    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 13

I mean… Every guy thinks he's a good one. And often our behavior betrays us. The ones I go to therapy have a fighting chance.

05.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Most of us don't learn without being told to go fuck ourselves at least every once in a while. You're providing a vital service.

05.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would think it highly improbable that he did not know.

04.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He knew

04.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are also the "hug pillows" you put your arm through that support your neck and shoulder when sleeping on your side.

03.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm definitely glad you're getting some relief! I've never been good at finding a sleep position that allows me to sleep but doesn't make me feel like crap.

03.03.2026 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Modern Love this morning and it made my morning meetings almost tolerable

03.03.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, the entirety of the Middle East is going to be a complete shit show for the foreseeable future because Trump and Netanyahu want to stay out of prison.

03.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dry needling can help a lot. I had some done on my gluteus medius and was able to run the Vermont 100 2 weeks later. It's not a permanent solution though. One need's to get to the bottom of what's causing the inflammation.

03.03.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It was warm just enough hours in a row for me to get bird shit all over my car. And then it snowed again. I hate everything.

03.03.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so sick of snow

03.03.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking monsters

03.03.2026 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Atta girl

03.03.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was kinda hoping McAvoy and Swayman would get booed at TD Garden. No such luck.

02.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the waistlet?

01.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Correction: the FIFA World Cup host nation just killed the leader of a qualified World Cup participant nation.

28.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, what happens with the World Cup now that our POSUS has killed the leader of a qualified team?

28.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For reals

28.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, is killing the leader of a sovereign nation without Congressional approval an impeachable act? Asking for a friend.

28.02.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Neil Sedaka didn't have to see us help Israel attack Iran to distract from the Epstein Files.

28.02.2026 10:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It'll probably be out of the news cycle by Monday

28.02.2026 10:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We did vote for her. Unfortunately, Russia helped interfere with the vote tabulation. Just like Elmo in 2024.

27.02.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're playing Born in the USA at MSG?

27.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0