Canadian Dude

Canadian Dude

@danielsand.bsky.social

Canadian in origin. I always try to do the right thing.

762 Followers 918 Following 17,904 Posts Joined Aug 2023
5 hours ago

Every time I go to services or drop of/pickup my kids from Sunday school - my Temple has an armed police officer by the front door.

Not just high holidays. Every single week.

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12 hours ago

Foolproof. A country that is attacking boats will find it impossible to attack a truck!

Just wait for Musk to say he will dig a tunnel to move the oil. He will say it’s a hyper speed portal for oil and claim it’s immune even from nuclear attack. Or something.

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22 hours ago

lol. I think even being super rich won’t keep me from spitting out an uncooked patty. That thing was bad.

But I am willing to make the sacrifice and see how being super rich changes my attitude towards the burger if McDonalds wants to give me a few hundred millions.

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23 hours ago

So I tried the McDonald’s Big Arch tonight and on the first bite I saw one patty was still raw.

So yah. I now know exactly what the McDonald’s CEO was experiencing.

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23 hours ago

Pete Hegseth is so vain that Cat from Red Dwarf tells him to turn it down a notch.

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1 day ago

Don’t worry Ken, I told ChatGPT before I asked it any question that “this is off the record”.

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1 day ago

They are not even hiding how they are proud Nazis.

Where is the NYT demanding he step down like they did all of the university leaders?

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1 day ago

I wonder how many of them are just incredibly uncomfortable because the shoes do not fit at all and their toes are being crushed.

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1 day ago

One day he will show up without pants and by en end of the meeting every single guy in the room will have removed their pants too.

Including RFK Jr who I am certain just goes commando.

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1 day ago

Also, we are rapidly approaching the day when Trump shows up to a meeting without pants on and every male member of the cabinet simultaneously drop their pants too.

That’s when they stop inviting RFK Jr to meetings because he goes 100% commando. Doesn’t even own a pair of underwear.

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1 day ago

I bet that Trump ordered all of them his custom shoe too. A dozen pairs of them. All in Trump’s size.

The one that fits his tiny foot and swollen ankles. So right now Rubio is having his feet crushed and his heel constantly slipping out.

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1 day ago

This looks like Trump buys them all shoes. But orders Trump’s custom order. Which has the massive swollen ankle package and tiny foot. So right now Rubios toes are being crushed and he is constantly slipping his heel out of the shoe.

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1 day ago

I bet Trump does the same, draining our entire supply of reserves. Every drop of it.

And when he tries again before the election, he can’t because nobody in his administration took ownership to refill the reserve. None of them even considered that it was their problem to solve.

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1 day ago

I think not only is this true, but the military and CIA directly warned them this won’t work. That not a single person in the administration attended that meeting, or read the memo.

But every single one attended and participated in the meetings to talk about their social media strategy.

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2 days ago
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

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2 days ago

I am extremely excited for this movie.

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2 days ago

I think soldiers SHIULD eat well. It should be a perk of the job. Anyone who wants them to eat slop is just refusing to see them as a human being.

I have no problem with them eating steak.

It’s the same BS argument that food stamps should not be used on fresh foods or anything good tasting.

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2 days ago

This is exactly why herd immunity is so crucial.

Ignore the monster in the White House and his bloodthirst for the suffering of children. Get your children vaccinated. Now. On the proper schedule. Not the lies RFK tells you.

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2 days ago

Happy Mario Day for all who celebrate.

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3 days ago

I very much like this choice a lot.

But it is also so so weirdly strange to use what looks like a LinkedIn photo for a casting announcement and not something PR will take.

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3 days ago

He has concepts of a plan.

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3 days ago

Like I think the easiest way to get rid of anyone in the administration is to have all the major newspapers write about that person for a week. They will be fired before the weekend.

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3 days ago

(Retyping because holy crap I typed poorly before)

I think of it as something far, far dumber.

He didn’t care about the grift.

He cares about her getting more attention than him.

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3 days ago

Don’t worry. He has spent 24/7 on the Chans formulating a Zanatos level plan to defeat all of the countries on the planet and every alien invader too.

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3 days ago

The save act is the only way republicans can win this November. Make sure your representatives vote no.

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3 days ago

Both my parents worked and while we were solidly middle class, it was nowhere like what that person is saying.

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3 days ago

I cannot emphasize enough that these people are being laid off for failing to do things that are literally impossible

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3 days ago

REDSCTED. REDACTED. REDACTED. REDACTED.

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3 days ago

I really hope they catch on camera the exact moment there Dogebros realize that Musk was lying when he promised freedom from consequences.

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4 days ago
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Terrifying Terrain, by Elizabeth Murray, 1989-90

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