P.G. Wodelouse 💀

This is, er, quite the story
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Screenshot of a one star trip advisor review of an hotel which reads a potential death trap wrapped up in tired glitz

New bio, thank you Tripadvisor

a man with long hair and a beard is smiling and saying thank you . Alt: Keanu Reeves, smiling and saying thank you .

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Thank you very much.

Willie Whitelaw and W.A.S.P.

Jean Marsh scaring the fuck out of kids and adults alike as the disembodied head of the evil with in Return to Oz

DOHHROHHTHIEE GAYLLE!!!

Never mind, I'm here now.

There, hope I haven’t bored you too much with my paper-thin analyses

Only halfway through Pit & The Pendulum but hoo boy, it’s a cracker so far. Didn’t want to ruin the second half by watching it when sleepy last night. Massively looking forward to returning to it later

Only my second time watching The Thing and loved it so much more than the first. Don’t have much original to say about it beyond that Carpenter is so skilful when it comes to the humans turning against one another element. Loved the zero ending. The best film of its kind. If it has a kind

Might go back to House of Seven Corpses but was bored by the first twenty minutes. Seemed to try treading the ephemeral line between entertainment and the intellectual with ballerina shoes, but actually just stomped about the place with hobnail boots

I said the other day, so it barely warrants repeating, that I first watched Peeping Tom when I had different expectations from such a film. Watched it again and found myself agreeing with someone that Powell out-Hitchcocks Hitchcock (and considerably more). A bona fide masterpiece

Twins of Evil provides everything one should need from a Hammer - cobwebbed castles, inexplicable mists, scared yokels, Cush giving it his all etc. Hilarious how the tension-build is ostensibly ‘get the vampires before it’s too late’ but also ‘when do we get a proper look at Frieda in the nip?’

A projection into Michael’s soul Still from Peeping Tom

The beautiful and incorrigibly wicked Frieda makes her kill

You probably don’t care, but so far this Halloween month, I’ve watched:

Twins of Evil
Peeping Tom
The House of Seven Corpses
The Thing
Pit & The Pendulum

A port in every storm

SOLD

Sure, that too

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Ooh, yes 🙌

It’s possible to think the 7th October attack was an act of pure evil and also that the Israel government has used that event to commit genocide against Gazans

It’s also possible to condemn hatred towards Jews and be sympathetic to the Palestinian cause

Why must some people be so binary?

Ginger was a fucking horrible human being

Agree re the music. Chopin was an awful anti-Semite but his music is objectively beautiful

Oh no, I’m going to have to divorce my incredibly beautiful wife Nicole Kidman because all she wants to do is bonk my brains out

Hahaha, seven years later and my daughters STILL bemoan how I used moving house as the perfect opportunity to get rid of theirs for the very reasons you’ve described

This reminds me of that lunatic out of Jamiroquai breaking up with Winona Ryder because he said a) her tits were too big and b) all she wanted to do was have sex.

Like… what’s wrong with these men?

I'm sorry *KEITH URBAN* is splitting up with his wife *NICOLE KIDMAN* because she is too horny?? Mate...

An absolute banger of a motion picture

Title card for The Masque of the Red Death

Juliana, a woman in a dark wine coloured dress, stands speaking in a deserted banquet hall. In front of her, a double sided axe swings like a pendulum

Prince Prospero, dressed in a dark, hooded cloak with a gold headband, stands in front of Francesca, a red haired young woman in a dress, wearing a necklace and with a veil across her face. They are both looking ahead intently at something offscreen.

Against a black backdrop illuminated only by a bright spot of red, stands a figure in a bright red hooded cloak and mask

The Masque of the Red Death (1964, dir. Roger Corman) gives us, among many other delights, one of Vincent Price's great performances. As the red death kills off entire villages, the wicked Prospero and his dreadful guests party. A genuine sense of malevolent evil pervades. Gorgeous, still shocking.

Haha, never you. I’ve just seen some very blithe dismissals of very good things. It’s good that folk disagree but it’s the pithy certainty that irks me

Thought the majority of people on Bluesky were sound but I’ve seen some TERRIBLE music and film opinions on here in the past 24 hours

On my Halloween 2025 watchlist

So badly brought up