Ultra Nero Mode

Here are my top 10 big stretches!

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

twitch is pushing ICE recruitment ads..

please vote against this

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31021...

I played Phighting not one week ago I think Bluesky is trying to tell me something

This is Bo. He knows that life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, but learning how to wakeboard in the rain. 13/10 (IG: rayfrank)

SOKKA?!!!!!

"This is my true face!" Girl I don't know how to tell you this but your mask does not hide it

who the fuck is in my DMs

Realest shit I've ever heard

‘Parishioners excused.’

That’s how bad it is. A Catholic bishop lifted the obligation to attend Mass because ICE might raid the church.

Mass isn’t required “if a member of the faithful has a genuine fear of immigration enforcement actions.”

The feds should be ashamed. Terrorizing the faithful.

I tried to come out on my sister's behalf to my grandparents, I tell them "your grandson is a granddaughter now." She looks at me, blinks twice, and then with a concerned voice asks, "is he gay?" She's cooked

My grandmother's full and complete understanding of queerness stops and ends at Gay People oh this will be fun

Fuck it, conversation time
Favorite Pokémon, favorite FG, main in Rivals, go!
Spinda, Skullgirls purely in concept (my hands cannot combo), Starlord and Punisher

How am I supposed to explain this tweet to any of my immediate family without sounding like a deranged psychopath

Hope that's a fun post! I can't ever be normal about my characters so you get this style of infodump for now, I'll hopefully have more to talk about in the near future. See you soon, travelers!

June is the best fencer Opiala has never seen. A closely guarded secret that only the officers who've managed to corner her have learned. All have forcibly taken it to their grave. June made great strives to do right by her people and will do anything to keep them safe. Never cross the Trusted. --

So adored that men have laid down their lives for her. Good enough to her people that they take a vow of silence- if she was captured, she couldn't snitch even if she wanted to. Neither can the Trusted. She has ties with a mercenary group known for their swordsmanship, and she's taken lessons.

In truth, that's exactly what she is. Governing the Pain from out in the streets, speaking a new language in front of the authorities with her hands. She's behind everything the guild has done, and the biggest reason behind the major shift in public opinion of the Trusted.

In the corners of a street you didn't know existed, June Cloverfield is stalking the night. Frail looking, unassuming, always standing where you'd never look. She's homeless, she's mute, she's unarmed and friendly. You'd never assume someone like this would be the head of such an established guild.

If you ask the citizens and any uninvolved third party, the Pain are heroes of the town. Singlehandedly pushing back an authoritarian regime and seeking refugee among those who've survived it. Their leader is a devil, he's come back from the dead three times.

Both of these accounts are false.

-- There's a thieves guild in the bowels of Opiala. The legendary Pain of the Trusted, a thorn in the side of the kingdom. If you ask noblemen and the courts, they're violent criminals you need to kill on sight. Their leader is a horrible dictator who will kill first and ask questions later.

Gonna start posting about characters but for real this time give me a second

Dude FUCK yes let's go

AND WINS!!!!!!

cute as hell what the

200+ scientists are in the middle of a marathon livestream to show why weather and climate science is so important and needs all our help to continue.

It is here: wclivestream.com/watch

what game 👂

this is still one of my favorite real articles during the 2024 cycle