Is this a thing yet?

5'8" Robert Downey Jr. as 6'2" Marvel Comics character:

Doctor Doomlittle.

#DoctorDoomlittle

Talking with my buddies about A.I. facial recognition tech and how masks, glitter, and Juggalo makeup can disrupt them. Considering i wear a mask in public, put glitter in my facial hair, and wear blue grease paint when i go out i've accidentally protected myself from that stuff.

Women! They say they want to be treated like a princess, then get upset when you lock them in a tower guarded by a dragon!

I'll often sees these posts while on my break at work. I like to show them to my coworkers and ask them to guess why i follow you. (Twist: Because of @dndpodcast.bsky.social)

Had an "Old Person" moment at work. A coworker was talking about how he won a free television and my first question was, "Did it come with a remote?"

Was so frustrated at work today that i put my earfriends in and was blasting music to keep from breaking something/one and a song that reminds me of my mother started playing and i almost broke down crying at work.

Why do i keep getting left alone in the kitchen with managers who don't know how to work in the kitchen?!

I hate when people are excited to see me at work, because that usually means that it's a shit-show.

Last 8 hours to back now and get all dem goodies. Alllll dem gooooodies.

I just heard about this on @gamecrimes.bsky.social
Looks amazing!

Twitch Twitch is the world

Im trying out various dungeon themed demos on twitch.tv/killurmonkey
Come hang ouuut

Drinking Quest: Sky Rum The Original Drinking RPG is back! And belching louder than ever before. A loving homage to "Murder Hobo" D&D.

down to 50ish hours left to back the newest tabletop rpg and drinking game, DRINKING QUEST! theres still a few strech goals to unlock so I NEED YOU TO SKEET HARD ABOUT THIS. SKEET TO THE WORLD. REHYDRATE AND SKEET AGAIN.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/dri...

#drinkinggame #ttrpg #crowdfunding

Just finished Session Zero for the D&D game i'll be running and what i didn't tell them is that in the first session of playing they'll be going through the Tomb of Horrors.
#D&D #DND #Roleplay #TTRPG #TombOfHorrors #SessionZero #Hashtag #DMLife #IDrankThreeEnergyDrinksBecauseImExhausted #OutOfSpac

My youngest brother got so into that series that he has a Foxhound tattoo.

The first four contestants in the Miss Monster Manual Pageant!

#missmonstermanual #monstergirl #dnd #monstermanual

Ah! Nothing quite like a three a.m. shower after some two a.m. laundry.

Time to get baked and become banana bread.

I hooked my best friend's kids up with a bunch of classic games as emulators and today one of them sent me a message talking about this really cool one he just discovered called "Zelda".

The Ship of Sysiphus

Every day Sysiphus was punished by taking apart his ship and carrying the pieces up a mountain. Every time he got all of the pieces up the mountain he realized that there was no water. This is asks the question is a boat still a boat if it's out of water?

Vodka, tomato juice, and boba.

A Bloody Mary Poppins.

I literally had a new coworker ask if i have depression the other day. I asked if it was because of all the jokes i made about wanting people to kill me and he said, "Yes."

I'll admit that for the longest time i thought that they were called "Space Heaters" to make them sound cool and science-fictiony. Was literally less than five years ago i figured it out.

That one runs through ny head at least once a week.

Just finished my yearly relisten of @dndpodcast.bsky.social Campaign 1 that i started last February. Now to start Campaign 2!

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

Human brains are weird.

I once had a huge craving for some pot pies. I was thinking about them all day and even started imaging weird versions of pot pies made with sweet things. I spent hours considering "Dessert Pot Pies" when i realized that those would just be regular pies.

A halfling in a maroon tuxedo emceeing the Miss Monster Manual Pageant

It’s Blink Sunnyhill and the Miss Monster Manual Pageant!

Which monster girl contestants would you like to see?

#missmonstermanual #monstergirl #dnd #monstermanual

I saw someone with a "Reverse Mermaid" tattoo at the store a while ago and he was really confused when i referred to it as a "Meme". His was done in the old sailor style and looked really cool.