terribly many ppl seem glad to believe outrageous contradictions when doing so lets them pretend hatred is justified.
selfesteems that thrive on punching down, egos that hum most happily after disseminating mundanely vicious patter in service to dehumanizing lies,
i stay aghast tho without shock
Same.
When trying to make plans with my buddy who moved to Idaho i say he's in "Potato Time".
I hate trimming my toenails because no matter how clean my feet are, no matter how well i wash my hands afterward, i still feel like my hands smell like feet.
Brooke flirting: "Hey girl! Do you like your men skinny? I'm bone thin, but i bone hard, girl!"
Also John Leguizamo is a delight. And trashed bob hoskins... chefs kiss.
I’m back on my bullshit again. Drinks and Daggers digital anyone? www.patreon.com/cw/thriftycr...
I think i could intentionally fail a Turing Test.
Dear Democrats:
Winning special elections by record numbers? Anticipating getting the House and Senate back next year?
Great!
But we (the American people) are NOT electing you to be "less bad" than Republicans. We want change. We want accountability. You're going to give us that.
Or you're next.
You know, sometimes a show just doesn't work for you. I love absurdist humor, but "Tim and Eric's Awesome Show Great Job" just irritated me. Still haven't figured out why.
Hi folks, we're taking the night off to catch up on some rest. See you soon!
Good Tuesday Everyone!! We are going to have to postpone recording to Thursday/Tuesday 2.0 because some of the crew is down with the sickness.
Enjoy watching some live action One Piece in the meantime and see yall on Thursday at 8.40 pm edt twitch.tv/geeklyinc
My tattoo is 20 years old now, weird. Happy Mario Day.
Getting ready to run "The Tomb of Horrors" for some newer players and i'm giving them twenty minutes to research it and take notes before we go in. They're allowed to use their notes during the game, but not their phones.
The tomato joke i mentioned:
A family of Tomatoes are walking down the street. A Mama Tomato, a Daddy Tomato, and a Baby Tomato. The Baby Tomato starts to fall behind so the Daddy Tomato walks back and sqishes him.
Daddy Tomatoe says, "Ketchup".
The tomato joke i mentioned:
A family of Tomatoes are walking down the street. A Mama Tomato, a Daddy Tomato, and a Baby Tomato. The Baby Tomato starts to fall behind so the Daddy Tomato walks back and sqishes him.
Daddy Tomatoe says, "Ketchup".
It started when i was in high school and the joke was, "Here's a fifteen-year-old talking like a man
in his forties about his ex-wife!" When people respond with, "You were married?!" i'd make a self-deprecating joke about how i'm igly and unlovable.
I've even escalated the joke over the years to have multiple ex-wives and ex-husbands, almost all of whom i speak well of. I've even made up backstories for some of them. The joke needs to become more absurd as time goes on to keep it a "Joke".
I've run into situations where people didn't realize that i was joking, and i try to clear up the confusion as quickly as possible, but i do also believe that this is me gaslighting people.
I really don't like lying, either doing it or having it done to me. "Jokes" are an exception to this, in my mind it is only "lying" if your intention is to have people believe what you say. For example: i often make jokes about "My Ex-Wife!" as a bit even though i've never been married.
Yo! Looking for some differing opinions.
In my mind it isn't lying if you don't expect others to believe you.
For example, if i tell a joke about a family of tomatoes walking down the street, i am telling this with the assumption that you know there weren't actually any walking, talking tomatoes.
Whenever anyone asks me which direction to go i always say, "Head East".
If they ask me why i'll respond, "Never Been Any Reason".
I really hate having to explain things to managers like they're children. It's so frustrating.
Continuing my play through of every Space Quest Game because @drbuttlasers.bsky.social threw money at charity... also i enjoy the franchise... COME HANG OUT AND TELL ME HOW I FN IT UP.
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Going live with some Fallout 4, followed after by Dispatch! www.twitch.tv/misterfreaki...
#Eldenwood | #Fallout4 | #Dispatch | #vtuber
Why isn't their jingle, "It's your day off and you need some quick cash, so you Doordash!" when recruiting?
