Martian she/her

HEADS UP: DO NOT TRUST BLINKMOON. IT'S A SCAM.

blinkmoon.com

I've reached my lifetime quota for "interesting times." Give me bland times. Boring times. Normie times, one could even say. Times that are both dull and unexciting. Load me up with times that feel stale and uninspiring. That's the good stuff right there.

Tim Walz : trans rights are human rights

JB Pritzker : we’re taking names of all you fuckers and coming after you

Gavin Newsom : lol my pr firm made another meme while i guest starred on another right wing podcast

Just an incredible collection of AI slop accounts, pay-to-play follow farmers, and wizened Clinton Machine minions rallying behind Newsom as he tries to get elected president in August of 2025 like a total goofball

Post a tree from your camera roll. I wanna see some cool trees.

This is a tree I saw in Nara, Japan last year.

The only good thing about being unattractive to the opposite sex is not having to worry about being harassed online. It makes it harder to get hired, though.

I have ATT as well. I normally don't get many spam calls, but I already had 5 today.

We really need more third spaces for introverts that are open late, like libraries, art galleries, museums, and coffee shops that have bookstores in them. #urbanism

I don't know why, but I have been getting a lot of spam calls recently.

Bandcamp lets us keep 85% of revenue. That is the best rate of anybody out there. Over a period of about 15 years, I have taken home ~$3000. Every album is "pay what you want", so you all rock.

If you bought an album for $5 then you gave me more than streaming the whole album ~300 times.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just remembered that there were Twin Peaks coffee commercials in Japan

Amidst the firehose of awful news coming out of the U.S., a friend in Portugal sent me this. Every little reason to crack a smile is appreciated!

@missphoebex.bsky.social & @hyperrex.bsky.social will probably appreciate this one, too!

*are

I can sympathize. My family is all MAGA idiots 🙄

Not only does Bumble suck for dating, it's crap at making friends on the BFF part. If I wanted one-sided conversation, I would just stick to social media

The email address is DEIAtruth@opm.gov. It would be a shame if people were to flood it with bogus spam emails and render it useless.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but:

Don't microwave grapes.

Don't.

Jesus don't do it you idiot.

ain't that a mood

This is like those crappy memes that they have on LinkedIn that somebody did with AI

I got to be friends with David Lynch when we were both at Universal years ago. A very kind man, he was a fan of Bob's Big Boy. So was I. I'm going to miss him. R.I.P. David.

Where did you get the kitty coloring pages?

Mexico City is currently blessed with beautiful snow capped Popocatepetl and Iztaccihuatl. Snow occurred in Tenochtitlan, and there's even a record of a proper blizzard. #cdmx #nieve #tenochtitlan

David Lynch, Visionary Director of ‘Twin Peaks’ and ‘Blue Velvet,’ Dies at 78 Director David Lynch, who radicalized American film with with a dark, surrealistic artistic vision in films like 'Blue Velvet,' has died. He was 78.

Fuck variety.com/2025/film/ne...

Note that this is an independent developer building this. But that's very cool. This is what an open network enables.

Listen, fuckers: for your next financial bubble after "AI," can you go fucking ruin another industry for a change? Like, breakfast cereal or toilet bowl cleaner or something.

Stop fucking with the computers, please. We're goddamn tired of it, you sociopaths.

IRS Free File: Do your taxes for free | Internal Revenue Service Prepare and file your federal income tax return online for free. File at an IRS partner site with the IRS Free File Program or use Free File Fillable Forms. It's safe, easy and no cost to you.

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone:

DO NOT USE TURBOTAX.

THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES.

Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

Jim Henson’s Commercials for Wilkins Coffee: 15 Twisted Minutes of Muppet Coffee Ads (1957–1961) Drink our coffee. Or else. That's the message of these curiously sadistic TV commercials produced by Jim Henson between 1957 and 1961. Henson made 179 ten-second spots for Wilkins Coffee, a regional ...

Jim Henson’s Commercials for Wilkins Coffee: 15 Twisted Minutes of Muppet Coffee Ads (1957–1961)