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If there's an 'e' on the board—'inane'. Like this post.

Me in a restaurant.
'Waiter, I'd like some water'.
'Still?'
'I haven't changed my mind'.

Trekking poles have hardened steel tips that make a real mess of a car's paintwork. Just saying.

Nice bush.

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I’m at York St John University next week taking part in a panel on “How to Get Published”; tickets here:

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Okay, that’s enough internet for today.

One of those guys was shot in the head. The other just acts like he was.

Shouldn't that be Robert 1.6Km?

8647.

Odd place to put a lighthouse.

Nuff said.

Reform is a Limited Company

Farage owns 53%

It was formed in 2019 to push for a “no-deal Brexit”

It wants to reintroduce the Liz Truss budget

It wants to privatise the NHS

& invest in fossil fuels

Close the BBC

& break International law

It’s a scam

Please retweet widely

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If it isn't illegal for politicians to accept bribes which influence policy decisions, it should be!

meme via Stop Cambo

EXCLUSIVE: We dug up a video of Donald Trump trashing Qatar in 2017 calling them “funders of terrorism.” I’m sure he would hate if this clip changed their mind to give him a $400 million plane - so definitely don’t repost it.

🚨 New data from over 1,100 businesses across the UK shows the damage Brexit has done.

📉 72.8% of firms say they've been negatively impacted.

This isn’t "teething problems", it’s structural harm to our economy.

🔍 Read the full report: www.europeanmovement.co.uk/business-imp...

And sleeveless shirts—the right to bare arms.

I bought a second hand book, 'teach yourself yoga'. Spine cracked, appendix torn. And that was just the book.

I went to a yoga class. The instructor said, 'how flexible are you?' I replied, 'I can't do Tuesdays'.

Just playing some pool.

Problem: so much of our housing is owned by private/buy-to-let landlords who will NOT spend a penny on upgrading properties to future proof them. The politicians won't impose draconian penalties on landlords, because they vote.

Good morning to everyone except for this guy.

The Norway/Sweden/Finland profile reminds me of something, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

Nigel Farage is a lying, grifting, frog-faced c**t and a Russian asset.

Reform UK supporters are poorly educated, xenophobic, flag shaggers who love being shafted by the super-rich.

Brexit was a tax-avoidance scheme voted for by morons!

Feel free to leave butthurt comments, flag shaggers!

Iceland.

YouTube video by Herman The Tosser Spitting Image - I've Never Met A Nice South African (Lyrics In Description)

I suspect they'll be right at home...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9dm...

So during Brexit Nigel Farage whipped everyone up into a nationalist frenzy and said a bunch of lies about how they could use Brexit bucks to fund healthcare and now everyone knows he was lying and it didn’t do anything for anyone and Britain is like “damn this guy is smart we should listen to him”