Junkdog

Junkdog

@cowboyjunk.bsky.social

XIV Cowboy Mediocre Gposer Deep Dungeon Enjoyer Eureka Enthusiast Zenos Apologist Macrodancer w/ @clockworkangelsxiv.bsky.social‬ EDF NA Hype Lead - @edfffxiv.bsky.social‬ 41m (🏳️‍⚧️ btw), attached to card-carrying Old Man Banger™️ @feral-bean.bsky.social

220 Followers 594 Following 98 Posts Joined Feb 2024
4 days ago

the warrior of light struggling to get y'nazqha to stop eating rocks off the side of the road

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5 days ago

Picard: It's a computer simulation of thoroughbred horse racing called Umamusume Pretty Derby. The program was quite popular in the 21st century.
Riker: Mm. 'Pretty' is accurate. That Goldship is quite something.
Picard: I hadn't noticed. I enjoy the simulation's tactical qualities.
Riker: Yes, sir.

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4 days ago

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore.

If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

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5 days ago
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kettle dragon designs (again)

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6 days ago

The angry part of Bluesky remembered KOSA (now under the Kids Internet and Digital Safety Act, or H.R. 7757) exists but rather yell at you I'll say:

If you have REALLY bad anxiety (like me!), you can call your reps after hours! Voicemail counts! The site 5Calls give you a script to read off of:

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5 days ago

(walks up to a gay couple) so which one of you drives the motorcycle and which one of you rides in the sidecar and complains about not liking this arrangement bc he doesn't get to be in control

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5 days ago

i had to re-read to check which fight bc I was wearing 5 vulns EXACTLY like a badge earlier tonight, i shouldn't be let out unsupervised

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No More Benefit Of The Doubt Last Sunday, we discussed a number of cases pending in front of federal district judges in Minneapolis.

Some judicial opinions have to be read in full, like the one I parse for you to night, from Judge Tunheim in Minneapolis.
open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

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1 week ago

⚠️ WAIT… Do you know where your birth certificate is? If the SAVE Act passes, you may need it to vote. 🗳️

Congress is pushing a bill that could block millions of eligible Americans not because they aren’t citizens, but because they can’t easily access documents.
#SaveActTaxesYourVote

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6 days ago

Compiling a list of resources on SWANA fashion

🧵Thread🧵

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1 week ago

Here's the @balint.house.gov exchange I wrote up earlier. Thanks to @atrupar.com for clipping it.

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2 weeks ago
Image of Arcade loosely dressed as Vin Diesel in front of a black background with the caption “It’s Boypussy Thursday. Are you Boypussying?”. Behind him is a blurrier smaller version of himself with sunglasses on.
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2 weeks ago

2022 The FFXIV Billboard
2023 The FFXIV Zoomhack World's First Omega Protocol
2024 The FFXIV Lovense endorsed Gpose ad
2025 The FFXIV Great Mare sundering Yoshi P letter
2026 The FFXIV ERP Tinder app

always on the news, never for a smart idea

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2 weeks ago

Every single person who claims LGBTQ people are a danger to children is a pedophile themselves.

Every. Single. Time.

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2 weeks ago

"Unalive" "grape" "seggs" This has got to stop. Do people hear themselves? Its like talking to a particularly sensitive toddler. We can't remove serious words from our language just because we're afraid some fickle algorithm will show our posts to less people

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3 weeks ago
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Jesse Jackson appeared on Sesame Street in 1973.

During his appearance, he led a group of children in reciting his well-known poem “I Am Somebody,” a message focused on self-worth and empowerment

The segment became one of the most memorable celebrity appearances from the early seasons of the show.

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1 month ago
Mason @realMasonMohon : 1h

You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don’t understand marriage

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites - ih

The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting.

Mason @realMasonMohon - 23m

Apologies for misunderstanding. As I’m sure you know, many others use it to represent something else

Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites

I also suck dick
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1 month ago
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I found an extra Azem jacket in my stock. It's the one I sent to my photographer so it is used lightly and has since been washed so - giveaway? Size L

⭐Repost to enter
⭐Ends Sat 14th
⭐No need to follow, but appreciated (i do art!)

Good luck! #FF14 #FFXIV

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1 month ago
Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

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1 month ago

If you haven’t already, delete your TikTok

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1 month ago
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FFXIV - Clockwork Angels - SUPER BOWL 2026 - February 8, 2026 YouTube video by Solara Leocor

I'm literally in this and still can't believe we did it for a whole hour with only a single under-a-minute break.

youtu.be/SYXwfBV3bVc?...

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1 month ago

>.>

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1 month ago

not to be that annoying dude on main but every time I see a gay man using "content warning" on their stuff because there's pussy there I can't help but to side-eye. transmen are not a content warning and being bisexual/pan/etc isn't one either. don't do that. lol

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2 months ago
A four-panel comic. In panel one, a female northern cardinal and winter plumage american goldfinch are sitting at a bird feeder in a grey landscape. The cardinal says "These seeds are delicious." The goldfinch replies "Mmm-hmm." In panel 2, there's a close up of the birds at the feeder, and the cardinal says "It was nice of the human to put up this feeder." The goldfinch says "Sure was." In panel 3, the cardinal says "We should return the favor." The goldfinch says "Great idea." In panel 4, there's a pullback shot of the bird feeder, and a human is staring at it and also at a large stick next to it with a pink-iced donut at the end of it.
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2 months ago
Strategy board: Mpreg man

They art tormenting mine spirit whilst doing maps.
#FFXIV #FFXIVmemes

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2 months ago
A level 1 nameless doe from Final Fantasy 14. They are standing with frozen bloom flowers solemnly as the crescent moon shines in dark. A level 1 nameless doe from Final Fantasy 14. They are standing with frozen bloom flowers solemnly as the crescent moon shines in dark.

Am I going home? Will I hear someone singing solace to the silent moon?

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2 months ago
Final fantasy fan sketch, commemorating the brief life of the level 1 nameless deer, who had been spawning in the coerthas western highlands. The artist sits in the snow on their hands and knees, devastated. High above in the sky, a bust of the deer can be seen in the clouds, a la Mufasa in The Lion King. Below the clouds, is the caption, "Remember... Remember that [redacted] once lived..."

😔🙏 rest in peace, Lvl 1 .

#ffxiv

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2 months ago
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Spent too much time making a dumb meme in case they get ride of the boi(s)
#ff14

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2 months ago
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Santa won't gimme a pony, I'm on the naughty list somehow 😾

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