Avoo

What's up with guys during karaoke and my way?

spontaneous combustion always on my mind

has someone ever done a robbery wearing a bass pro shops hat?

You haven't lived if you haven't jerked 6 eggs off at the same time...

I'm in my milf era

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yes I do hate the fucking old guy with a young girl hollywood trope thanks for asking

who doesn't love spending their sunday talking about tony the tiger's penis and getting increasingly more frustrated with a 20 years old video game?

what has broccoli ever done to yall?

all my homies hate drinking milk

office roulette - trying to figure out who'd hate my fucking guts if they knew me better

oh I like stuff like this
this is my guy right there and I love them

born to be a *funny cat with their tongue sticking out* forced to be a *me wearing joker make-up*

get sent to crystal mines dumbass

I for some reason said that to a rando at work... why am I like this?

why does fog look like it'd taste good?

if you don't replay the start of resident evil 1 a hundred times have you even played the game?

have you thanked the piss gods for introducing pissing into our lives?

I just startled the fuck out of myself by accidentally turning on the torch on my phone... how's your day going?

if it were good Id be fishing

I think I got the bald thing one before?

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