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๐ŸงกAbby ๐ŸŒˆ

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35 She/her Queer AF Hug More Trees ๐ŸŒฒ Eat the Rich Reconstructing/deconstructing Growing up is the worst Witchy vibes ๐Ÿชจ I hide from reality in hockey smut ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ Is it romantic how all my elegies eulogize me? I'm not cut out for all these cynical clones

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They said the end is comin', everyone's up to somethin'
I find myself runnin' home to your sweet nothings
Outside, they're push and shovin', you're in the kitchen hummin'
All that you ever wanted from me was sweet nothin ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’ž

10.08.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A picture that shows a kindle, a bong, skittles - wild berry and tropical mix, a pink grinder, a blue lighter and a red monster on a brown desk with some computer monitors and a keyboard. The picture says โ€œSunday Funday!!โ€ Like the caption

A picture that shows a kindle, a bong, skittles - wild berry and tropical mix, a pink grinder, a blue lighter and a red monster on a brown desk with some computer monitors and a keyboard. The picture says โ€œSunday Funday!!โ€ Like the caption

Fighting the Sunday scaries one bowl and one skittle at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป

10.08.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just said my first โ€œIโ€™m going to go smoke as soon as we hit halftimeโ€ for the year. Itโ€™s not going to be a pretty year but I am still really happy to be watching Steelers football again! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ˜‚

10.08.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They'll lie to themselves, rather than admit how wrong they were about him. Their egos can't handle being THAT stupid. My idiot brother is so egotistical; such a special, golden child, snowflake that he will DIE on a MAGA hill of self-imposed suffering rather than admit he was wrong. #Narcissism

08.08.2025 21:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It truly boggles the mind.

#Pinks #SMH #FelonTrump

08.08.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 242    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I knew I couldnโ€™t be the only one ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

09.08.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In your attempts to reorganize your mindโ€ฆ you reorganize your hall closetโ€ฆ and put your daily perfume and deodorant up in your bedroom because thatโ€™s where normal people put itโ€ฆ forgetting youโ€™re not normal and it was in the hall closet for a reason..

#stonerproblems

09.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know what I want
So don't ask me
'Cause I'm still trying, to figure it out
Don't know what's down, this road
I'm just walking
Trying to see through the rain coming down
Even though I'm not the only one, who feels the way I do

08.08.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hold on to our beliefs. Find our joy. And donโ€™t bite peopleโ€ฆ (the last one is for me and my toddler) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…

08.08.2025 15:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m having these feelings too. Iโ€™m not pessimistic by nature so this is a mindfuck.

08.08.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just love my crazy ass ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Booooooooo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What if I only bite small members of the public??

08.08.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Current work conversation is how my coworkers feel my vibe is I am one public crash out away from biting someone in the grocery store and theyโ€™re probably not wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Happy Friday!! ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"But they're here illegally"

I promise you I do not give a single fuck

07.08.2025 09:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1252    ๐Ÿ” 220    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 46    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

โ€œAt Emilianoโ€™s, weโ€™ve always been more than a restaurant. Weโ€™re a family and like many restaurants in this country, we are built on the backs of immigrants. We will not apologize for that."

I stand in support of them and the families who are impacted by this racism!

07.08.2025 20:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I canโ€™t like thatโ€ฆ. But yes. They fucking smashed and grabbed in broad damn daylight.

07.08.2025 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ICE just kidnapped 16 people in broad daylight out of 2 Pittsburgh restaurants. One Iโ€™ve eaten in more times than I can count. Iโ€™m sick to my stomach. They destroyed the kitchens and kidnapped people working. What the actual fuck is happening.

#pittsburgh #emilanos #fuckice

07.08.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I am not the one

07.08.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just got called brutally efficient and it wasnโ€™t meant as a complimentโ€ฆ Iโ€™m taking it as such thoughโ€ฆ

#justCapricornthings

07.08.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey copsโ€ฆ weโ€™re already hating life and miserable on our way to our jobs that donโ€™t pay enough to survive for bosses and companies that are ungratefulโ€ฆ donโ€™t run traffic during commutes. If weโ€™re commuting we canโ€™t afford the fines. Let us get there at whatever speed we need to go. Leave us alone.

07.08.2025 12:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: โ€œFuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!โ€

07.08.2025 05:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43744    ๐Ÿ” 12429    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1256    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1166

Washington Post: โ€œIs fascism bad? The answer may surprise youโ€

Teen Vogue: โ€œHere are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrierโ€

06.08.2025 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26581    ๐Ÿ” 6802    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 179    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177

In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this.

Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?

06.08.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24405    ๐Ÿ” 7234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 680    ๐Ÿ“Œ 283
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Newsflash, Wannabe Dictator:

I donโ€™t care how many times you shake the Etch A Sketch trying to redraw these lines. Iโ€™m not disappearing.

Iโ€™ll be back, still on your behind every step of the way. (1/2)

06.08.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23420    ๐Ÿ” 5448    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 711    ๐Ÿ“Œ 297

It isโ€ฆ and Aries is making moves in Libra and Saturn which has the energy in all kinds of funky places

06.08.2025 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m no longer being the bigger personโ€ฆ but I will be the bigger problem. Plan accordingly ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿงก๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป

06.08.2025 18:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New Music Tuesdayโ€ฆ

Hayley Williams - True Believer - holy gods this songโ€ฆ I have it on repeat and repeat again and again and again. Yes bitch!!!

AFI - Behind the Clock - 80s vampire porn rock?? I felt icky. Idk. I just didnโ€™t get it I guess. I am no longer AFIs target demo and thatโ€™s clearโ€ฆ

05.08.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's hard work being the office bisexual with untreated ADHD but someone's gotta do it

04.08.2025 14:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There are really days when Alex Warrens voice and words speak directly into my soul.

04.08.2025 18:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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