Jace the Aardwolf

I wonder how long it will take #voresky to add chastity stuff...

I've been following someone since October thinking they were some one else.

Anyways, finally actually followed my keyholder from back in october!

We had two cats, family wanted them to be indoor/outdoor. These cats were sisters. One of them was an asshole, so she blocked the door and hissed until the other one left. Letting a cat outside when they fight means they might not come back.

All any dog wants is to find their forever home.

You'll find it someday!

So you're saying the plot demands you to be gagged for the duration of the film?

Tell the lord he can have today back.

lol new just in time for Magfest

This... this is a thing I like

Very little coded of hotels that they keep turning my nightlight on, but I need it to be dark to sleep.

Hmm. Story idea. Regression hotel...

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

I know, I know, but trust me and watch it anyways. Just watch.

I'm small!
This site does not have one of these for 'other' sizes.

Pool view hotel rooms should be illegal, BTW. They leave the lights on all night at this hotel.

Right?

Fucking wild walking into a hotel lobby and being like 'oh hey, my manager is in the hot tub already.

I have a poolside view tonight and tomorrow night. Of the pool. And the hot tub.

What is my life.

Abolish ICE

I had issues with my Momentum 4s and returned mine (probably a one-off qc issue, it cut the first second off of every new sound source. Annoying to miss the first word or two to every youtube video).
Know that their wireless options do not come with a Bluetooth dongle.
They are sold separately.

He's on the donor list for a puppeteer transplant.

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

We can be Domesticated if we wanna be.

Chastity grants an expanded perfect drawing/writing range, as well as additional protection from the danger zone

Client: Guild Counselor Ellyon Adversity: Moderate [REQUISITE QUEST] "There's nothing wrong with holding one's self to a certain standard, but I fear too many adventurers seem to portray a level of self deprecation that could make wrath-demons flinch. Think of your best friend, whom you would do all in the world to cheer up and make the happiest. I want you to treat yourself as if you were that friend for at least a week. Should you fail, I'll make sure the guildmaster gives you a level down. I mean it." Rewards: + 100 EXP + 25 GP + 1 Smithstone Date: 1/3/26

The Sword & Board has been approved by the adventuring guild to assign quests. Here is your first one:

His favourite show is on

It might be charcoal by now.

A black and white sketch by Letvinity demonstrating, as titled: How To Reload An AK As A Wolf. 1.1: Press the rifle against your right side. Rest the stock on the ground while holding the rifle with your right back paw. Grab the top of the magazine with your jaws and press the magazine release button. 1.2: After disconnecting the magazine with the tilt of your head, take the new one. Make sure to lock the magazine base between your jaws, and insert it into the rifle by rotating your head. 1.3: Grab the front end of the rifle with your jaws. Start tilting it while placing your right back paw between the stock and pistol grip. 1.4: Extend your right back paw while holding the handguard with your jaws. Reach the bolt handle as if you were going to scratch your ear and rack the bolt.

saving this in case I need it later...

www.reddit.com/r/furgonomic...

OH! I hadn't read the text on the first image.

Read. the. alt. text.

I love their horn caps. Babies don't know to be careful with them yet!

I work in accounting, and I get to see how much people make. I can't go into details because I don't want to get in trouble, but it's absolutely disgusting the amount of money managers get in response to their staff. Like, 1/3 of the wages to a store of over 20 staff went to the store manager.