Korrine 💃🏻

Lecturing myself for being annoyed by my package being delivered across the hall because what are the odds of two deliveries from the same place to the same floor and a 7 and 1 can definitely look alike. And mercury went retrograde yesterday so I really should know better lmao

Antonia and Alex partnering for this Tournament of Champions holiday special is quite literally perfect, they are basically the exact same person?? Also Sara and Damaris, like they’re so similar in cooking and personality I love this!!

Baseball continues to annoy me, I can barely muster interest in the padres right now knowing Stammen is literally just another yes man and this team will never win big with Preller in charge because he’s the worst 😔

Finding out that several of my closest homies were born during Mercury retrograde has made so much sense lol it like matches up well with my autistic tendency to over explain things and they don’t get annoyed by it because they appreciate + understand the complexities of communication struggles.

There’s a brand that makes an actual THC infused Baja blast in a can they call “ganja blast” and it’s absurdly delicious, they have other classic soda flavors too but the Baja blast one is the best by far lol it’s spot on

The new season of Bob’s Burgers is making me unexpectedly emotional? Like why am I tearing up at Gayle’s speech of self acceptance during her art performance wedding? Part of why I just love this show so much, that balance of heart and fun is so well done

And it was marked as being left by the front door too lol like I try to be understanding, but there is no reason besides laziness and incompetence to do that. I’ve seen Amazon packages in the lobby area and at doors every day the last week 🙄

I haven’t ordered from Amazon in forever, but had something come up while moving I needed fast. Tell me why they delivered it to the parking gate? So clearly they threw the package over. Instead of following the directions including the gate code?? And then added a photo in the clearly wrong place?

And yet another reason to not want to stay in the field of education. It’s a repeat costume! How much more clear can you get! We want to kill teachers now for a literal MADE UP LIE when five years ago we all said they were rockstars that deserved everything? I hate it here.

Literally report every political text I get as spam no matter what, unless it’s something I have signed up for myself you’re getting the delete and report spam immediatelyyyy

Moved into a new place a half mile away from where I’ve been living (major upgrade so far!) which is great because I’m actually closer to my favorite places now and don’t have to change my regular stores. And I have a balcony now. Wins all around!

As long as people aren’t like targeting the kids with their taunts, yeah I say fair game when they’re in public purely based on how this administration is treating our country. I’m very much into bringing back public shame lol

Oh absolutely, she’s fully complicit at this point. Another case where the only people who are getting my sympathy are the kids because they really didn’t ask for this madness. People speculating publicly about your parents marriage sucks

JD Vance saying he hopes his wife converts is the exact same as the guy my cousin dated for 5 years + moved states for, telling her he never wants any religion around his kids but never told her because he thought she would leave. Lying like that is such a form of coercion and men are trash.

I just don’t know that anything will top Demi Lovato as Poot trying to escape the garage like I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂

Still need people to get that evangelicals are so nutso that mourning death is “bad” like it’s considered questioning god and frowned upon. You’re instead to supposed to rejoice that they’re now in a better place/get to meet the lord. Wife wearing white is also definitely purity culture related

The seed oil fear mongering has so many places making swaps that I now have to ask about oils used due to my avocado allergy. It’s becoming almost impossible to eat out because of the lack of proper disclosure or care by many restaurants and my food allergy isn’t even life threatening 😔

Couldn’t stop laughing when a trivia team name “shohei ohtani fangirls” was read out loud and so many people in the bar grumbled under their breath that collectively it became an audible boo, like you know you’re in San Diego right? 🙄

His wife was a childhood friend of my boss at the time, and she gave her a lot of leniency due to this. Completely blew up in her face when they were disrespectful to staff repeatedly and she had to terminate services. Just a real bummer wanting to support my hometown team with BS like this.

His wife tried to get me fired from my job the same month my mom died, yeah they’re not good people at all lmao

Being the astrology friend means I get some very interesting questions at times hahaha also yes Pluto finally going direct in Aquarius is a big deal and I’m veryyyyy excited about it but also this week is the anniversary of my worst day soooo at least good astrology for that?

Luckily I don’t currently use anything on this list but Ensure and Orgain are super common brands I see everywhere so uh this is super concerning? How is this so unregulated for shit I buy at the grocery store? Didn’t we learn forever ago that lead is really bad?? Hello?!

Unfollowing every beauty creator posting ELF shit now as if since it’s been a few months we would all forget the Matt Rife disgusting ad and their non-apologetic response after?? Ew. Thanks for making it clear which of y’all just want a paycheck and which actually have moral standards

And not people who leave for health reasons, that always sucks and breaks my heart for them but the people who are like oh I actually don’t think I can do this it’s too hard when thousands of other people would kill for that spot? Always feels like a weird ego thing to me

Nothing makes me go full Tyra “we were all rooting for you” faster than when a contestant on a competition show wants to quit because “it’s harder than they thought it would be” 🙄 so you’re telling me you thought winning tons of money and being fiercely judged was gonna be easy? WTF?

Just opened TikTok to one of my oldest friend’s sisters going viral on TikTok for drama at her bachelorette party and Trixie Mattel commented I’m dying lol they put her on Reddit so she made a TikTok to set the record straight lmaooo

Well. Instead it will be an angry rant about how everyone needs to be fired 🤬🤬🤬 silver lining, at least I’ll have more listening time for the new Taylor swift album lol (yes yes no ethical billionaires I know but I just cannot quit her)

Every Friday AM I go to Trader Joe’s and talk padres with one of the staff, have for like 5 years at this point. Haven’t been all month (couldn’t drive due to health reasons) and I’m really just hoping they pull off this win so I can go have a truly joyous chat with my TJ’s homie tomorrow haha

Literallyyyyyy like what? I’m not mad but what?!

Show me the damn game not random fans who caught a ball OH MY GOD I HATE THIS