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a nightmare before christmas scene with two mummys and the words `` happy halloween hele '' ALT: a nightmare before christmas scene with two mummys and the words `` happy halloween hele ''
11.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever cut lets you put spider webs and skeletons on your nails for Halloween.

11.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Met and booked so many wonderful sex workers.

10.10.2025 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There have been songs that I have listened to for almost 40 years, and listening through good quality headphones, I've picked up things in songs that I never noticed or heard before.

07.10.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sony headphones! I have the same model, but in black.

I love them, great sound quality.

07.10.2025 10:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay, welcome back! Can't wait to see you again soon.

Also, you are giving off an immense Goddess vibe with that photo.

04.10.2025 06:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Perfect booty and perfect legs.

03.10.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yay, congratulations!

I hope you're staying in Melbourne though.

01.10.2025 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Saturday is the Trans Showcase @ Trades Hall for Melb Fringe!

Auslan interpreted!

It's a very visual show & it's great to show the fringe organisers that interpreted nights are popular!

www.melbournefringe.com.au/whats-on/events/t4t-a-transgender-showcase

01.10.2025 02:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed . ALT: a man is crying while laying on a couch with his eyes closed .

I'm crying because today would have been the most perfect day to see you.

25.09.2025 05:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I definitely need to book you one day. Being dominated is so much fun.

19.09.2025 08:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I miss Georgie Wolf. One of the nicest people you could ever meet.

15.09.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lost my virginity to a woman who smoked, so even smelling it on her breath, let alone tasting smoke on a woman's lips and tongue has always been a very erotic thing for me.

15.09.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You've got this.

10.09.2025 23:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Letter to Glou Bar from Nelson Alexander real estate agents asking about Christmas Party availability at Glou Bar

Letter to Glou Bar from Nelson Alexander real estate agents asking about Christmas Party availability at Glou Bar

Reply letter which parodies the insane, invasive requests for information that is now common in the Australian rental market

Reply letter which parodies the insane, invasive requests for information that is now common in the Australian rental market

Folks in Melbourne, you may wanna send some business to the comrades at Glou Wine Bar on Smith St Collingwood, this is superb.

A masterclass in the bare minimum level of contempt those who work in real estate deserve

glou.com.au

09.09.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Have you tried this? I highly recommend and enjoy mutual masturbation!

It can be a very sensual and bonding experience to see your lover in pleasure, whilst you are indulging in self pleasure! ๐Ÿค

08.09.2025 12:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's actually really nice being seen and remembered.

05.09.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some connections can sometimes turn out to be a bit more than fleeting. It can be little things when I see a SW. They remembered something you talked about from a previous booking or when you are meeting the ladies and one of the remembers you even though you only booked them once from months ago.

05.09.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

so many people seem to think fleeting connections are dead in a time where we need them most. i experience them almost daily, both in and out of a parlour. if youโ€™re open to them, they will always find you. we are all aching to be seen.

21.11.2024 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The chef's counter is my favourite place to eat at a restaurant.

D'Olier looks stunning.

04.09.2025 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh bummer.

I can't make tonight, so hopefully next week!

Hope you have a great evening.

02.09.2025 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was seriously thinking of dropping in tonight to see you, but hopefully it will be Thursday instead.

02.09.2025 10:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooh, thank you so much for letting me know what place it is. I will check it out.

Have a great day.

02.09.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A book, a sando and a matcha latte? That's heaven. ๐Ÿ˜

02.09.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, with a 1970s disco queen theme.

01.09.2025 09:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Campaign to normalise asking 'Does this feel good?' instead of assuming that your moves from 2015 still slap. Bodies change, preferences evolve, communication is free. Your ego will survive the conversation ๐Ÿ˜˜

28.08.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My wife was bi-curious and we decided to take the plunge and explore a threesome in a safe space. Our session with Billie was amazing. She guided my wife in how to be with another woman, allowing her to take her time through gentle encouragement. When the time was right, my wife invited me into their play session and we had a fantastic time. Billie helped both of us explore what it was like to be with another partner at the same time and I am pleased to say that my wife is no longer bi-curious but happily bisexual. Thank you Billie for helping to open us both up to a new world of excitement and adventure.

My wife was bi-curious and we decided to take the plunge and explore a threesome in a safe space. Our session with Billie was amazing. She guided my wife in how to be with another woman, allowing her to take her time through gentle encouragement. When the time was right, my wife invited me into their play session and we had a fantastic time. Billie helped both of us explore what it was like to be with another partner at the same time and I am pleased to say that my wife is no longer bi-curious but happily bisexual. Thank you Billie for helping to open us both up to a new world of excitement and adventure.

What a hot review to welcome me home ๐Ÿฅต

29.08.2025 07:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are also major issues like this.

bsky.app/profile/iwri...

28.08.2025 23:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Swers should be treated as stakeholders in the laws and policies that impact us. Itโ€™s really that simple.

28.08.2025 09:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I need a cold shower now.

23.08.2025 08:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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