Lya

im so busyyyyyyyyyy

blehhhhh :P

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haircut yay

mmm yes i love random pains in my fingers, it isnt inconvenient in any way

just saw a meme about miku dr pepper and holy shit that needs to be a thing NOW

spicy ramen my beloved
my piercing has healed and i may eat you once again

waiter waiter! i would like 1,296 of your finest dorito chips please

so many thoughts running through my brain and yet i always forget to post the good ones. such is the life of a lame shitposter

the people in my head arguing over which of 5 different aesthetics i should go for

i love Stuff

however,

Money

almost at the end of my tattoo and piercing wishlist. time to add more to it! such is the never ending cycle

goin to my first rave tmrw pog

me asking my friend if they experience something and realizing im even more mentally and physically ill than i thought lmao

gays will somehow manage to simultaneously be furries, faeries, and vampires who eat garlic bread

government bad

when you turn gay your sleep schedule goes to shit, i cant wake up before noon

spooky month patch notes: iced coffee consumption multiplier increased by 4x for limited time event

omw to pick up an old hobby and be doing too much again

when i finally have a productive day it feels like living again. if only my brain could do this all the time

dominant woman or submissive twink
the most impossible decision for a bisexual to make

pipeline from femme guy to masc girl to neither

my brain is just a bunch of hex bugs bouncing around and when they randomly line up i can do Things

would go absolutely feral for some gouda cheese

pros of having a fuckton of mental illnesses: i have unlocked so many new funny jokes
cons: sending a single email takes more effort and grit than most people have cumulatively had to use in their lives

you had tylenol as a child, didnt you >:P

who out here loves mackin they cheese

free speech is dead

once you hit a double digit number of piercings you realize you want to have more piercings than actually exist. it changes from a fashion choice to an addiction

being bisexual means crushing on every other vaguely queer person in the street but never having the courage to talk to them