SCREWBONES

thankfully, The Villains can be easily identified: 😌

"love thy neighbor!" he shouts, while arresting his neighbor 😌
"protect the weak!" he shouts, while pummeling the weak 😌
"the meek shall inherit the earth!" he shouts, while imprisoning the poor and the sick and the helpless 😌

An illustration of an opossum holding a sign that says abolish ICE.

Stand up, fight back.

the Artist's Best Work, to date 💚✨😌✨💚

and we cannot help but blaspheme 🐟 💚 🐟

doodle

HOOOOOOOOO
fish holes ✨ 💚 🐟 💚 ✨

full color digital illustration of a milfy koopa with her legs in the air, , seemingly of the same subtype as bowser, looking cum-drunk and pleasured and stuffed. bowser's cock is in the foreground, dripping cum and strands of pre, obviously fresh from being inside her. the last 3 cumshots ooze out of her and down her cheeks and onto the floor. text: one night, in the koopa kingdom, 22 years ago: melinda mckoop: [shakily] hoooly fuck you're so fucking *hot.* bowser: [tremblingly] unf, i've still got looots more for ya. mm: oohh yes my king yeeeehehess please? *please* slide your incredible cock back inside me? i want you to *fuck* me again. b: mmm. mm: i want you to *unload* every drop of royal cum deep into my pussy b: *sigh of pleasure* mm: pleeeeease your majesty give me aaaalll your loads give me every single *one* b: nnnnn. don't worry. tonight they're *all* for you. guh. mm: yes b: i'm coming back inside now. mm: unh fuck yes signed, screwbones

the koopalings all have moms, and coincidence: they're all smoking hot ❤️‍🔥

all four sketches of ghosts from the last few days, mashed together in a grid

it's been a good week for ghosts 🧡❤️💚💜

wide full-color illustration of a hot koopa milf from behind, on her knees, cumming squirtily all over king bowser's hog while he fucks her. there's also a small chibified drawing of her clothed, in a dress and hat and pearl necklace. she seems drunk on wine. lots of pleased screaming and dirty talking. -screwbones

punished! ❤️
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hello, i am screwbones, and i make smut. 🥰 happy #NSFW #PortfolioDay!

you know, i think we could stand to re-dedicate about 1200 "A.I.'s" to facial recognition of the 2026 gestapo. and i bet it would work.

that's right

the christ-fuckers LOVE sex, and HATE anyone who talks about it. it's *almost* like they've weaponized one of the Crucial Aspects of Humanity. 💢

..........................................................to say *nothing* of the Gleeful Murder and the Nationwide Death Cult. ✨

And yeah, if you get mad at your mutual US nsfw artists posting about or rting or posting about ICE and current events that’s affect us directly, I will block your ass.

You’re no comrade if you can’t see the severity of the situation and only care about online discourse that’s not real.

i'm old:
if you have a book to recommend i'm all about it. 😂
if you have a wiki to recommend i politely decline. 😅
if you have something in between to recommend, say a webcomic, or a graphic novel, or a three-book trilogy, i'll happily consider it. 😊

Lynn and Levi (both he/him) having an intimate shower.
#bleedblack #hexenarts #nsfwartist #nsfwart

jesus fucking christ. right here with you, mentally, and i re-iterate: preach.

the gestapos are real and they are HERE. and so are we. 💔

preach

this sounds super cool, and there's also no way i'm reading a wikipedia-sized novel in one night. 😂 but i love Men In Black, and i *think* i know what a creepypasta is, so this sounds super cool, in a H.P.Lovecraft-Fucked-A-Paranoid-Hippie-And-Made-THIS kind of way. ❤️

[i am BRUTALLY revealing the weakness of TLAs to you in this moment, sorry]

thank you for explaining! ...kind of. 😅 what does "secure contain protect" mean? in this context? 😂

remember this moment. remember the feeling of confusion. 😂

"TLA." three-letter-abbreviation. every time you or anyone says SCA or TLA or NSA or ABA or CSA or FBI or KGB, no one knows what the FUCK you're talking about. 😂

say words. not letters. 😂

sounds cool! but i still don't know what your TLA stands for. 😂

IDK WHAT THAT-IS???

DECIDEDLY plump. 💚😌💚

this is a lovely sentiment, but also a five minute video 😂
did you mean to direct me to a particular spot?

a true patron of the arts!: @cammycreature.bsky.social
join me in thanking them DEEPLY for this art. 💚 ✋ 😌 ✨ 💚

a huge, green-and-gray, triple-cocked EEL BABE, with horns and ears and a long long tail, floating underwater and enjoying themselves, while four tiny normal-sized hupans service their rods and feelings <3

a commission, from the Blessed Backlog 🍀😌💚

so much love in this one ❤️

Grayscale commission for @terrainn.bsky.social