bimbo baggins (first ever streamer)

streaming prince of persia!!! i have to weave the threads of time or whatever to avoid becoming Basically Me but like with aura and glowing eyes and shit. a fate worse than death twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

streaming prince of persia extremely beautifully twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

streaming Prince of Persia The Lost Crown, which is teaching me that in the 1st century ad persians 1. spoke with british accents 2. had access to cannons and 3. formed an avengers-style team of extremely Designed cel-shaded characters twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

bloodborne's DLC is uniquely difficult to navigate for those character who have not leveled up, but navigate it i MUST! come see me die in endless new and comical ways twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

live forcing my young ward @katekatydid.bsky.social to play Dark Souls 3 for the first time :)) twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

would feel so good to bleed out here

hey lilith

snowed in but dutifully streaming the Prince of Persia game where they made him hot! all's i gotta go is give Ubisoft my fucking SSN! twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

oh thank you!

streaming the first mystery dungeon despite the mounting fear in my heart 🥰 twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

im trying to beat bloodborne without leveling up but this dog's hair is SO LONG and im just TRAPPED in it and i CAN'T SEE and her KNEES have HITBOXES twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

same

streaming shiren the wandererb which is a funny charming snes game where you have to beat the entire thing in one go and when you start getting close to the end they put your balls in a mortar and pestle twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

backfired. a guy hit on me

TINY!!!!

i ALSO Love Your Hair

at the bar ruining single men's shot of getting laid tonight by swooping in to complement their chosen straight woman on the exact same thing they just complimented her on

persuasive

blows my mind how well regarded Cigarettes After Sex seem to be

im playing Shiren the Wanderer with my beautiful wife Oryu whom i met when she blinded me in a mountain pass. i look forward to learning how she came by her interesting middle and last names twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

it was over his nose not his forehead. it was cool though

it really is. stick to your elk

in new york city everyone has a different house party to visit each night and theyre deeply aggrieved by all of them. in south philly, where i come from, you can go to the bar or you can have sex

is it possible to beat bloodborne without leveling up? well, yes. but is it possible for ME to beat it so, pathetic and small? would you like to find out twitch.tv/strongbadegirl

good(?) morning

stranded in the wastes between nerds

her Hobbies turned out to include pulping monsters to the dungeon floor with her bare hands so i certainly wouldnt say a word against them

i love my beautiful wife Oryu whom i met when she blinded me in a perilous mountain pass and then again when she blinded me in the forests close to my home

today im streaming a piece of gaming history - Shiren the Wanderer, originally for the Super Famicom, which didnt get an english release until the DS - the founder of Mystery Dungeons, yes like the pokemon kind! check this shit out twitch.tv/strongbadegirl