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14.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Customs is looking at my Purim order like "this f@66ot"

13.02.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's gonna be a follow from me 🀩

12.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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12.02.2026 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"You like that."

11.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When a man says you two have unfinished business, but in a sexy way not a violent way 🫠

11.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to say something about Kelendria Rowland on her birthday. She inspires me

She puts in the work and her music is amazing and she does this when another path could have just been to fade under BeyoncΓ©'s stardom. She does her thing and is herself and I respect and admire her

11.02.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better put some respect on Kelendria name!

11.02.2026 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 53    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

ΧœΧ€Χ Χ™ 8 שנים Χ”Χ™Χ™ΧͺΧ™ ΧΧ•ΧžΧ₯ 🌈

10.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Baby youre just not compatible in that way it's fine!

10.02.2026 07:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up on the couch at 3 am and coulsnt get back to for 2 hours because my mind kept going back to feeling like i'm not dom enough for some guys (ok sure 1 guy in particular)

10.02.2026 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Yesterday we opened our fifth Purple House (community space) in the city of Nazareth! As our extremist government cracks down on Palestinian life and Jewish-Palestinian solidarity across the land, these spaces are crucial to keep building community. (1/2)

09.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

πŸ˜ƒ thats amazing

07.02.2026 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lithuania loves a bit of drama at the Olympics and i'm here for it🀩

07.02.2026 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just because good news is worth celebrating:

There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.

HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.

07.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11863    πŸ” 2939    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 190

It's not giving it's amplifying the gorgeousity that is being given to it πŸ₯‚

07.02.2026 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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me about sub bottoms

07.02.2026 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.02.2026 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°

06.02.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I badly want to visit the pacific northwest

06.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lol if you ever need to snap out of a crush on someone talk to a Russian friend

04.02.2026 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wintry ⛄️

02.02.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

More Kellyanne Conway

02.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm always saying

31.01.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow

30.01.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The three are Rachel Dratch, Juliette Lewis and Michaela JaΓ© Rodriguez because I am firmly a millenial

29.01.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only know 3 of these people πŸ§“

29.01.2026 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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28.01.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🫠

27.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm flirting with asking chatgpt if i'm handsome, as if that's not exactly how The Evil Queen in Snow White got herself into trouble

26.01.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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