Scarby

Scarby

@thescarby.bsky.social

If you give a man a match, he’ll be warm for a minute. If you set a man on fire, he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. Video games, cooking, motorcycles, witchcraft. She/Her

1,984 Followers 273 Following 905 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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thebirdandhersong: "Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you"
alex51324: "it doesn't even cure me of being tired"
zaprowsdower27: "It should work like in RPGs. I want to be able to go to bed exhausted, poisoned, and missing half of my blood and wake up at 100% fully recovered"
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2 hours ago
Sam & Max bulldozing Nazis into a volcano:
Max, eating popcorn: "Sam, you think we'll ever run out of Nazis to bulldoze into volcanoes?"
Sam, snapping a picture: "Don't talk like that, Max! How else would we while away our lazy afternoons?"
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1 year ago

the Malazan Book of the Fallen (abridged):

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4 hours ago
Sinners movie poster

Just to let y’all know, I’m still doing a live watch of Sinners this Sunday (the 15th) at 7:00pm EST

I just haven’t been able to promote it because *motions around*

I’m going with #SinnersWatch as the official tag, but please feel free to post under others like #SinnersParty & #SinnersDinner.

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4 hours ago

fundamentally a big part of growing up is realizing there’s nothing special about being an asshole

it doesn’t make you superior, it just makes people not want to spend time around you because you suck

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2 hours ago
Benoit Blanc, as seen in Glass Onion, wearing a blue and white striped shirt with a jaunty yellow neckerchief. The caption reads "It's a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth."
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4 hours ago

There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking”

Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself.

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1 hour ago

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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2 hours ago

Aht… Aht… y'all don't belong there either.

Go to Europe.

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2 hours ago

Living in Scandinavia, I find myself morbidly fascinated by American progressives' inability to understand—or acknowledge—that the secret to a healthy, functioning welfare state is broad middle-class buy-in. Everyone pays something—some more than others; everyone gets something—some more than others

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4 hours ago
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Why Has This Columbia University Protester Been in ICE Detention for Nearly a Year? Leqaa Kordia's family worries about her health after she was briefly hospitalized last week. DHS refused to give them information about her condition and she is still 'very sick.'

BREAKING: Exactly one year since she was detained, an immigration judge has just ordered the release of Leqaa Kordia — the last Columbia protestor still in ICE detention.

DHS has kept her, despite a magistrate judge recommending her release and an immigration judge already *twice* ordering so.

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4 hours ago

Declaring that no quarter will be given unequivocally violates international humanitarian law. Indeed, ordering that no quarter will be given, threatening an adversary therewith or conducting hostilities on this basis is prohibited and constitutes a war crime.

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1 month ago

Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel hazy and indistinct, like a ghost lost in the fog.

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2 hours ago

It hasn’t happened today.

But my holiday bonus just got deposited this morning so I bought some shooooooes!!!

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5 hours ago

My ELEMENTARY school made sure we knew that they didn’t care if we remembered The Witch of Blackbird Pond in 30 years, it was about LEARNING TO GATHER AND ASSES DATA!!

AI is dumb people’s idea of what smart people do.

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5 hours ago

I know how much a PhD costs.

Why the fuck would someone spend that much if they're not learning anything?

What's the point? Do AI enthusiasts not understand that this entire idea invalidates the notion of higher education? Why would I trust someone who used AI to get through school to do anything?

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8 hours ago
A tweet that reads “The new academic wealth gap isn't your university.
It's not even your advisor's connections.
It's who knows Claude can turn 50+ research papers into a thesis chapter in 3 hours and who's still manually coding qualitative data.
I just watched a sociology PhD skip 8 weeks of analysis.
Here are the 9 prompts they used:”

fuck this so much

we are so not prepared for the mountain of dogshit “scholarship” about to flood journals everywhere

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6 hours ago
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My Dad is Dracula (and the Moon) 🌙 #webcomics #art

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21 hours ago
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Suburban school district uses license plate readers to verify student residency A mom says a suburban school district is erroneously denying her daughter's enrollment because of data from a license plate reader company.

The school district has a contract with Thomson Reuters Clear and uses the system for residency verification. The school flagged this woman even though she lives in the district.

Tell me again how license plate readers will only be used for serious crimes.

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6 hours ago

Operation Epic Fury is a stupid name but also an obvious fumble because it's so easy for the haters (me) to insult them by calling it Operation Epic Fail. it's like naming your kid Holden Cox and sending them to public school

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11 hours ago

probably it’s naive at this point but it feels like war crimes should mean something and be punishable!!!!!

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7 hours ago

chat, what happens if plastic prices spike in a society that has eliminated every packaging and storage option except plastic?

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6 hours ago

I doubt he even knows what it means, honestly.

Which does not remotely excuse it, it just speaks to what a complete cosplayer this dude is

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6 hours ago
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6 hours ago

Just straight up state-sanctioned terrorism.

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6 hours ago

The good news is Amazon's distribution dept is reportedly pulling all its gas vans off the road "to prepare for Prime Day" and not at all bc oil prices are about to obliterate their core business model so there will be plenty of spare Sprinter vans to fill up with all those dead Marines

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1 day ago
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Sexual Misconduct by J.R.O.T.C. Instructors Is Pervasive, Report Finds

If the NYTimes says JROTC instructor abuse of high school kids is "pervasive" you know it has to be bad

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JROTC Instructor Accused Of Sexual Assault In Custody A Union Grove High School JROTC instructor who had been wanted since December on sexual assault charges was booked into the Henry County Jail Tuesday morning.

No it's fine that we basically have mini military bases in like all the public high schools in the nation run by people who abuse the American kids getting manipulated into growing up to abuse kids from other countries

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21 hours ago

2% OF THE POPULATION ARE REPRESENTED IN 50% OF BROADCAST NETWORK DRAMAS

qz.com/1872176/half...

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10 hours ago

The wizard checks the watering spells in the greenhouse.

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