Guzma Guzman Guzmeister Guzmanson🌰

Shit just really sucks right now man

Donald Trump supporters are Epstien supporters now.

Huh.

Thought they were against that kinda stuff. Turns out if their Golden Idol is into it? So are they!

Ken Martin and the DNC just banned any discussion of Bernie Sanders, Zohran Mamdani or anything other than status quo corporate politics from the official Democratic Party Reddit. So much for the Big Tent.

You deserve happiness.

How is there more Homestuck drama in the year of our lord 2025???

Republicans protect pedophiles.

Came here to make sure this got posted!

Every transgender person, queer person, minority, and woman should obtain and learn how to safely and effectively use a gun.

Dude looks like he is TWEAKING

This means Mastercard in particular is actively afraid of people bringing up Riot's connection to them negatively.

I think people should raid Riot's official livestreams and start spamming things like:

"#SaveSpeech from Mastercard!"
"MASTERCARD HATES THIS --> (.)(.)"
"#stopkillinggames"

and more

That friend had a dad who was a news anchor and a mom in biotech, who retired in her 40s.

THIS. My dad worked in a factory. My mom worked at Pizza Hut. We took a vacation to the beach like once every couple years. My parents worked their way up to office jobs. Meanwhile my "middle class" friend complained that one year they were "so poor" they only got to go on ONE cruise.

I hope he gets stabbed by an American citizen

TACO: Trump just chickened out on holding Vladimir Putin to the deadline for a ceasefire with Ukraine. He now says it's up to Vlad to decide. Then he ran away from the media like the coward he is.

If you don't want to be seen as a pedophile, take notes from this guy in what NOT to say.

Just so everyone who says otherwise is clear: I just filed for unemployment and I had to prove I was a U.S. Citizen to be eligible. So I don't want to hear any crap about how immigrants are claiming it.

Every time I hear that Joe Biden was for open borders, medicare and housing for all, guaranteed living income for all, "transgender for everybody" and abolishing the police,

I really wish THAT Joe Biden was on the ballot, he'd get my vote.

The really big tip off on how stupid this is, having The Joker on here. In what dumb fuck universe is The Joker voting for ANYONE. You'd be lucky if he didn't outright assassinate both candidates.

And Rambo? The vet who was abandoned by his country during and after a war that was largely pushed by a Republican administration? The one who was accosted by a corrupt police force and then forced to surrender by the same military that broke him in the first place? You think THAT GUY would vote???

Hank should be firmly in the "even split" because if he never met Trump in person or saw him on other networks besides Fox News, he would blindly vote Republican. But Bush having a limp handshake was enough to switch him. And he hates racists and bigots. If he saw 5 minutes of Trump on CNN he's out.

-wouldn't vote for Harris either, but given his respect for powerful women and distaste for weak, lying, misogynistic men there is a way higher chance he would vote for her.

Same goes for Dwight. For Harris? Probably not. But DEFINITELY not for Trump.

Not only is this stupid because it is based on people's personal preferences and not the personality of the FICTIONAL CHARACTERS but also half of these show that people didn't actually watch the show/movie.

If you think Ron Swanson would vote for Trump you're actually braindead. He probably-

trying something...

Guys;

Stop watching brofluencer podcasts designed to sell you modern-day Nerve Tonics (and fascism), and start listening to the women in your life.

And that's okay

Olive Garden is okay

Still can only assume this is why I got laid off since they gave me literally zero info

laying off staff used to be a red flag that a company wasn’t doing great.

now, they’re framing them as accomplishments, shrinking the work force while increasing profits.

make it stop

Baby dick behavior

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.