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02.03.2026 03:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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02.03.2026 03:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Sturg gottem ready to fuck and overthrow the government!! #JBS

02.03.2026 01:38 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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01.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Collard/Mustard greens, potato salad and baked beans. Bring ANY of your desserts!

01.03.2026 23:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

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01.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Pleeeeeaaase!!

01.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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01.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s best. Doing a spatchcock chicken and ribs right now

01.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Fall of 24. Time is a ⭕️

01.03.2026 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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01.03.2026 23:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You let me know. We came to SLC last year for a show😎

01.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Love to see it!! We gotta make America fuck again!!

01.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

My boys got a couple yesterday. Had to hittem with the dad tax. They are 🤌

01.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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01.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Stay on that D till hit that G”-Sturg🔥🔥🔥

01.03.2026 22:41 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The ultimate 💪 here

01.03.2026 22:23 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy for 🫵🏻bro

01.03.2026 22:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ope! He’s in love ❤️

01.03.2026 21:19 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m manifesting this shit for 🫵🏻 bro!!!

01.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yaaaaassssssss

01.03.2026 20:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You’re so lucky….

01.03.2026 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The one that was broken before I got there!?!? That POS?😎

01.03.2026 20:02 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ll remember this at 2am at FOV when you can’t find you car😜🤣🤣

01.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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01.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh lordt

01.03.2026 19:14 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Smoking ribs with greens and potato salad today
Corned beef and cabbage on Monday
White boy tacos on Tuesday

01.03.2026 19:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s definitely not Alex H😎

01.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Love me some Texas Gentleman. Never heard this fiddle player with them in the past

01.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was about 99% sure. This is awesome 🤣

01.03.2026 17:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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