Dammit I'm Not Devin Nunes

You know I’m something of a soybean farmer myself

The Human Centipede reboot looks aaaaaaaaawesome!

A young child is pictured next to bold text that reads, "Right now, the need for blood is rising." The name "Sophie" and the phrase "blood recipient" are also visible.

i’m sorry but vampire babies are just too fucking adorable

A sitting bear holds each hand of what appears to be a bride and groom.

“I now pronounce you lunch and dinner.”

So no terrorism then?

Here you go, feel free to steal it.🙂

a crowd of people cheering in a stadium with a man wearing a shirt that says ' coca-cola ' on it ALT: a crowd of people cheering in a stadium with a man wearing a shirt that says ' coca-cola ' on it

How about Beef Supreme?

I absolutely want their name and contact info that person shouldn’t buy their own beer for the rest of their life.

Didn't he drop out?

funniest thing about the c*****e k**k things is that guy spent his whole adulthood hating every minority group there is and he still got popped by a white dude

I can't get over how weird this photo is. I love that someone in England captioned it: "Darling, be a dear and DO click on the floor lamp."

Senator Chuck Grassley has been eaten by a man named Chuck Horsely

Trump Ally Charlie Kirk Suggests Children Should Watch Public Executions. And isn't it ironic, don'tyou think?

I don't know who made this, but, 🎶 A little too ironic 🎶 And yeah, I really do think 🎶

Congratulations to the brilliant FBI for picking up the phone when the alleged killer’s dad called to turn in his son.

dr pepper is the scientist actually. you're thinking of dr pepper's monster

RFK Jr in this hearing: