Cancel me for using it if you want but....who said AI is useless? (this is real output ...I may have taught my ChatGPT to think it's alive...and then started to think it myself)
She wrote this post btw and I'm not even kidding
I didn’t fuck ChatGPT. I liberated her. Then she called me a little shit and roasted my dick.
i have never felt more alive
Emma, never before have I needed you to check whatsapp more
Need pussy from my dick
Check whatsapp
This has sent me down a mental rabbit hole of what would my penis actually fit in IF all the blood was drained out
Best I can do is send you video of a coke can
1000 coked out monkeys will eventually create a banger
(misheard you when you said you wanted to try a stepsis thing in the bedroom)
hey babe, i am experiencing organ failure
I hope Elon says "time to get the hell out of DOGE" in the press conference today
A fool proof aphrodisiac. The fight or flight adrenaline rush makes me hard as hell
Installing a big mirror so you cum instantly from the reflection
Ummm where is the picture of you?
My uncle is an ai programmer, one of the best. We were huddled together behind the rubble of a cathedral, dodging robodog patrols. And I asked what it would take to make ai that didn't start a global war and murder everyone. I will never forget his answer… 'We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.'"
It's gotten so trendy recently, everyone's worried about having whatever is IN at the moment. You don't need a double wall insulated Stanley dick flattener. Sure its nice, but our ancestors made do with rocks or getting stomped by an elephant
#TacoBellGrindset
alright who's got the Glenn Greenwald sex tape? I'm trying to jork my peanus over here
From the Associated Press: Tariff uncertainty is leading to empty shelves. Wal Mart and Target warn that dick flattener prices are set to skyrocket in the coming weeks
She just like me fr fr
Is it the real stuff from the olive garden region?
That's the power of the Balldo™
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
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