gorlock

I am, it's true

I think they use wordnik, which does exactly that

disagree but I respect your right to say it

gut instinct

dianthus

ooh I love that

there he is!

I fucking loved orange county, it's been at least a decade I need to rewatch that

xeni jardin: remember: just because our name doesnt appear in the epstein files doesnt mean some of us werent there hangin out at some wild parties!

What was your username on twitter? I was Xeni Jardin

homie it's too fun to not make fun

He thinks he's better. He thinks he's better than us

not to mention the fact that going to planet fitness at all could set unrealistic beauty standards that might negatively affect the rest of us

so many of the housewives would *thrive* in this scenario

right, like we all decided to prioritize growth and evolution this year. that was definitely a thing we all decided to do. so if someone doesn't want to get with the program then im not sure what setting the house intentions was even for

suzanne says she doesn't even like liquid aminos but then why can I always smell it on her breath?

I wasn't going to say anything but every time I've gone in there and seen sometimes as many as two to three squares dangling in the breeze it reeks of one of trisha's famous lactose-induced blow outs. I have to sage smudge before it feels safe to use again

I think the cabinet should remain empty until such time as drama queen trisha stops being so diabetic

well they better not be because I have a severe allergy. that must be why my sinuses have been so fucked up lately. coincidentally, I've been forced to spend most of this week's grocery budget on healing essential oils

I noticed that too!! it's like we didn't all sign on to the same refuse stacking agreement last month

2) crisper drawer is malfunctioning—didn't you say you were gonna fix that last week? or do you only fix things when YOUR greens are liquefying in mere weeks?

1) one of you is using the hand towels weird and it's causing them to lose downiness

well?

Never forget the time Tiffany New York Pollard dragged Omarosa on national television

if you were a sort of a demonic entity that fed off human suffering & you were forced to join a live-in polycule to save money on housing (low/no income, expensive housing market, & you're addicted to sports betting) what sorts of issues would you bring up at the (MANDATORY) weekly house meeting?

read the controversies section of her wikipedia—it's not my job to educate you

we have fun

disgraceful mineral

a safety hazard and a wrongful eye loss lawsuit waiting to happen. I agree, dave

I haven't thought that far ahead. maybe something cool like "viper hog"