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Chuck Schumer making moves yesterday like:

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200 million?

You see his coat? He is definitely giving off Hugo Boss vibes..

Uh huh. We're talking about Roy Cohn. That is not a dealbreaker my friend.

Then she told the President he had "a big American penis" and her penis was so small as to say it is nonexistent. She congratulated him on this great achievement.

#Trump
#SoSmall
#SouthPark

The data is probably out there. The irony is where you would go to look for it.

Oh man. I'm just gonna be honest right now. I really hope I don't get her as my Secret Santa this year, because....Damn.
#shewouldgetthesoap
#GwynethPaltrow

Because it's hard to see the threat when you're a big strong man with tears in your eyes.

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Uh huh.

The Doctors told him it was a machine that can guess your weight and height and it can predict the future. They told him it was created by a Dr. Zoltar.

Right?!! Didn't he just go to Hollywood Jail?

The President of the United States,has leveled the east wing where the offices of the First Lady resided, and in a of candor, He admits to the world that he doesn't like good looking people. He's never liked good looking people. Donald Trump.You see where I'm going with this, yes?
#Trump

"I don't see color.... in my neighborhood."

I am completely awestruck by the ease with which Mike Johnson lies on a daily basis. I'll never understand how such a transparently fraudulent "man of faith" can live with themselves. Life is too short to be that phony.

He spent his entire existence leading a double life. Lying comes easy to him.

For a "Law and Order" President, it seems those prison gate seem to open the wrong way a lot lately.

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Vs. The Dodge...

Exclusive | Treasury Tells Employees Not to Share Photos of White House Ballroom Construction Images of the demolition of parts of the East Wing went viral on Monday, and Treasury’s headquarters next door to the White House has a front-row seat.

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Um...

Simple. Someone informed him most likely, Stephen Miller, that slaves built the peoples house for free. Twice. Why do you think he keeps saying they've been trying to do this for 150 years?

Yes. Also, frogs will fight to escape boiling hot water. Also frogs can't vote. Where the hell were you people last November? Sigh. I'm just tired. I'll try again tomorrow. Good night.

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So where do i sign up for a Med Bed?

#Medbed
#Healtcare
#Cognitivedecline
#Trump
#Resist
#Bactatank

So proud of my nephew❤️

I guess empathy isn't "a made up thing."

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Literally what happened at the end of the game.

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Clearly, Donald Trump is thinking of a simpler time.

That list must be pretty effing bad.

Should not delete.

I loved this series!

Only one is a mugshot