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Chris Riker

@chrisriker.bsky.social

Father, Author, Left-Handed Veteran Journalist who likes Magic Realism and Godzilla Movies.

322 Followers  |  216 Following  |  678 Posts  |  Joined: 16.11.2024  |  1.8112

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I let it slip once in awhile. The story is meant to be, first and foremost, entertaining. The story behind the story is a drunk-a-logue. People don't want that... but throw in sex candy, international espionage, a horny sumo wrestler, and the ghost of a Chinese emperor... and you've got a novel!

18.02.2026 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s time that I confessโ€ฆ #ChrisRiker #KeepReading #Confessions #IndieAuthor #Author

18.02.2026 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldnโ€™t mind if you formatted these to be wallpaper on phones. Just sayinโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง‘๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿš€

18.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

More!

18.02.2026 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn! I missed yesterdayโ€™s slime mold!

18.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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chrisrikerauthor.com/news/short-s... Read a lengthy excerpt from this novel of a buried chapter in America's past.

18.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I agree, but Trump won't make that happen. The Dems should steal his thunder.

18.02.2026 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kimmel started this.
It's a great idea.

17.02.2026 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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February is the month we celebrate Black History and Black Excellence. Iโ€™d like to honor Octavia Butler. If you havenโ€™t read any of her novels or stories, you're missing out! #ChrisRiker #KeepReading # Love #February #BlackHistory #BlackHistoryMonth #BookRecs #OctaviaButler #Bloodchild #BookTok

16.02.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Dems tried that.
Twice.

Stop being nice. Trump is a rapist. Trump is a convict. Trump is a traitor. Trump is a massive thief. These are facts. Dems: declare Trump unfit and THROW HIM OUT OF OFFICE on your authority as keeper of the US Constitution.

16.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump bangs children.

16.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ad-free!
A magical romance.

chrisrikerauthor.com/news/short-s...

16.02.2026 02:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rex-reation at Little Mulberry Park in Gwinnett Co, GA

14.02.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHY is it making headlines? Because we're not buying the Karen Goes to Congress bullshit. She's a horrible individual who hates other people... and has zero competence in her job.

14.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump will do anything for a bribe.

Heโ€™s gone from anti-decency to anti-American and anti-Christian on to anti-Life!

12.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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For my sweetie, Shuping. #Valentine'sDay #Love #BadPoetrywAGoodHeart

12.02.2026 20:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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chrisrikerauthor.com/news/short-s... Happy Valentine's to my Sweetie!

12.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When you're aching to hear him say, "Ooh, baby! Redact me!"

12.02.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
United States Cattle Inventory Report USDA National Agricultural Statistics Service Information. NASS publications cover a wide range of subjects, from traditional crops, such as corn and wheat, to specialties, such as mushrooms and flowe...

btw - There are 94 MILLION cows farting in America. (And 6M sheep, and 75M pigs.)

www.nass.usda.gov/Newsroom/202...

11.02.2026 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Alas, that's not real human nature.

11.02.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You really expect not to block your victory? Fool.

11.02.2026 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a joke, really. I cannot be shocked that people develop or use horrific weapons. Any vague humor on my part is a coping response.

11.02.2026 13:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idiot - keeping domestic animals on an industrial scale is heating our atmosphere. Laugh your heads off when we have mass crop failures, year-round โ€œtropicalโ€ diseases, coastal flooding, and war which will surely follow.

11.02.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bebe is a monster.

11.02.2026 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phasers?

11.02.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donny and Jeffy:

Bad Buddies

11.02.2026 13:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You have to go to the source.
CHARGE corporations for every BIT of data they derive from the data's owners. The ONLY people who can truly own your data is you. Force corporations to PAY US FOR DATA and see how fast these tech giants topple.

11.02.2026 13:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heated Rivalries Season 2?

11.02.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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