Big H Svenbladdddd

Crazy Juice is back! The nation is healing. #AEWCollision

If God did exist what would you ask? WHY'S MY G-SPOT UP MY ASS

But BlueSky… Megyn Kelly SHOULD be fed into a woodchipper feet first for her “Um, ACKTUALLY, have you ever heard of the word hebephilia” bullshit. Absolute soulless ghoul that no one should be protecting.

Meanwhile, a before-and-after photo of PAC:

Pearl clutching nerds stay mad. (Not OC)

Might want to just get a t-shirt made.

Everyone else is covered in blood but PAC is dry and fresh as a daisy. #AEWDynamite

Of course they would throw out the whelp first. Poor kid. #AEWDynamite

Goddamn. If they got gun shy of putting Ric Flair out there in Greensboro, then he’s fully washed. #AEWDynamite

Before I go giving the night to the Women’s B&G… imma wait until I see how stupid Darby is going to be. #AEWDynamite

There is now ZERO reason not to have Woman’s Blood & Guts every year. And 100% a reason to put Skye Blue in all of them. #AEWDynamite

Nail bat figure four. Oh Mina the woman you are. #AEWDynamite

Stat trying to mimic Mina’s boob shake while exhausted and leaning on the bottom rope needs to be meme’d. #AEWBloodAndGuts

Skye Blue opened up in the first five minutes like she’s taking lessons from Mox. #AEWDynamite

I just finished the Takeshita vs Antonio Honda match and it’s got me feeling a certain kind of way. 😢 However, Takesoup corpsing during Gon the Fox was so heartwarming. It never gets old.

Botchmania got pulled before I could watch it. 😔

I mean, straight people say they’re straight all the time. Conservatives live to insist that they’re straight and that their Grindr account is just for research.

Yeah, we barely got any time with them as a group. 😕

I think Roddy is going to turn on Canadian Kyle to be with his lovely wife next week. 😞 #AEWCollision

The Outrunners were losing 2-on-1 handicapped matches and Newell & Alize didn’t want to put over a team in the middle of an inaugural tag team tournament?

“Some wrestlers are just fuckin stupid i don’t know what to tell you” -Big Damo

Protokada. 😂 I’m ready for that Alpha Babyface run. #AEWCollision

I know I’ve watched too much David Lynch. I stopped scrolling because I thought she was Sheryl Lee.

YouTube video by Pro-Wrestling DDT 【特別限定公開】2012.8.18エル・ジェネリコvs竹下幸之介（東京・日本武道館）

Smol bean DDT Era Takeshita is such a vibe.
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Mina cut a post-match promo with a broken jaw in STARDOM. She’ll be fine in Blood & Guts. #AEWDynamite

I’m sure the National Title going to go to someone at NJPW or CMLL but, man, I’d like it to go to someone who works the indies. Seeing an AEW title defense on an indie show would put butts in seats and give something back to the indies rather than take from it like The Fed. #AEWDynamite

Did… did a very green Harley Cameron just pin the Forever Champion ATHENA? That’s… a decision. Not sure it’s a great idea to have one of the most protected wrestlers on the roster get pinned by Harley to set up drama for an angle she’s not even a part of.

Daylight Savings Time means my Arizona living ass can finally get home in time to watch Dynamite live, rather than dodging spoilers. 👍🏻

Will I stay up until midnight to watch the entire 10 match, 5 hour DDT Ultimate Party show? I have been trained by Tony Khan to welcome big “embarrassment of riches” cards.

Dieno is recovering from appendicitis so someone had to pick up the slack.