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Could it BE any more broken?
Both are coveted by mAnLy MeN who love Strom Thurmond
It’s only a 6.5hr drive to Kalgoorlie!
The upriver side of campus on Willow looked at the Nola Fountain of Youth on Willow down by Calhoun and said “Hold my beer”.
BESSENT TELLS SKY NEWS AN INTERNATIONAL COALITION OF NEIGHBORS COULD CLEAN UP THE HUGE SHIT HIS DOG TOOK ON NEIGHBORS LAWN
That’s the first game I’d been to in a bit and the love was flowing in both directions.
Marshals would actually have twice the viewership if they included people who sit and stare at TJ Maxx instead.
Shock and Aww Shucks We Didn’t Really Plan Things Out
That’s quite the name. Feels like a bunch of couples and singles are gonna be disappointed when they visit.
This entire cabinet
If you close your eyes it’s like you’re resting by a babbling brook in the woods. So peaceful.
Free cholera!
Err, wait.
Free! Cholera!
Oh yikes I didn’t label that as an xkcd comic. If you’re just learning about xkcd.com, boy you’re in for a treat!
The Nola Fountain of Youth on Willow by Calhoun is, uhh, not a small leak
I use it as a “You’re one of the lucky 10,000 to learn about the Simpsons/Futurama/Lawrence of Arabia/Your Favorite Thing today.” Moment!
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Much easier to reverse tariffs than to reverse dropping bombs on people
TIL “gold standard” means “handpicked buddies”
The Llanfairpwllgwyngyll Bus!!!
Six 1 seeds and two 2 seeds is insane. Levi as a 2 seed is also insane.
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“Tap as close as you can to Gulag”
Car-sized hole in the building? We got dat!
Big Aristodel
Trying to figure out if these are listed in any order other than “just snorted a couple of lines and started mashing the keyboard”.
Partying with Cheryl Hines at a Palm Springs gala. Things only a small town country girl will understand.
“Idk just write Auburn in it somewhere so people will know wtf this is supposed to be”
