ZEKE!

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hey. yeah it's been kinda chaotic back home. . . had to deal with some things. but now im around!

[His Emotional Support animal, A corgie named "Evil Fucking Wizard" is wagging her lil butt at the sight of Marjorine.]

you can go up and see her, Wizzy!

good morning, marjorine!

yeah but thatd involve actually staring at your abs irl

can i see the attempts.

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𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲'𝘀 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙨𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻
𝗺𝘆 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙤𝙘𝙠𝙨, 𝗮𝗻𝗱
𝙩𝙚𝙖 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣𝙨 𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙨.

𝗜 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝗯𝘂𝘁
𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗜'𝗺 𝗮 𝙢𝙚𝙨𝙨.

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𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗼 𝗜 𝗴𝗼𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻
𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙨,

𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗮
𝙨𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧'𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧,

𝗮 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙢 𝙗𝙤𝙙𝙚
𝗼𝗳 𝗯𝗮𝘂𝗱𝗲𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲.

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not a new kid but an oc for sp....waits for hal to make christophe <3 ))

you know my family's deep in the clown paint, dude. they'd buy anything with greasepaint and a fucking red nose on it.

[The bag is grabbed with his cane, and dragged over. He unzips it. Oreos, Cheetos, Goldfish, Chips Ahoy...]

dude this morning they replaced my boyardee with snakes in a can.

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They are spoiled a lot, my brothers love Blinky and Dunkaroo. But you can't really give them TOO many treats because they could get sick or even overweight from too much treats, so we try to balance it. . .

That's what they tell me, though.

[Waltzing in, kicking his shoes off, pulling out the weed and handing it to Clyde, as he moves to sit on the couch. He pulls the most elegant bong out of his bag, and thank GOD it's not clown themed like last time.]

I went out and bought a bong so we don't have to use my dad's... sick, right?

[Pulling up the videos on his phone, of these adorable little squeakers rolling around on circus balls for treats.]

The little white one with the brown patch is named Blinky, and the other one, the black one that looks like an oreo cookie is Dunkaroo.

[Nodding sagely OOC and IC.]

...Hey, My brothers are training guinea pigs for a new age circus act... Yeah, embarrassing, I know, but... do you wanna see some of the videos?

[Zeke's the embodiment of pinching your temples and sighing tiredly.]

Glad to hear it. Even though I don't look it, I am.

[Stoic competition and your opponent is Craig Tucker.]

Hey, Craig.

How're the guinea pigs?

📲: im gonna leave wizzy at home but i promise next time we go out to freeman's tacos ill bring her for you to love on her.

📲: omw

[Packing his bag with the weed, the bong, and some food, Zeke grabs his cane and heads out. When he arrives at Clyde's, he's grinning ear to ear.]

Yo, Donovan!

[Texting @southparkcows.bsky.social ]

📲: hey clyde
📲: can i come over
📲: i got a bag of weed and a new bong calling our names right now.

[Anything to get him out of watching his parents' practicing their stand up.]

God damn it, if I wake up to make Boyardee, and I get "snakes in a can" 'd again, I'm moving out.

ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏʀʀʏ,
ᴅɪᴅ ɪ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴇᴇʟ ᴜᴘꜱᴇᴛ?
ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ᴀᴅᴅ ᴀ ʜᴀʙɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ
30 ᴄɪɢᴀʀᴇᴛᴛᴇꜱ? (ʏᴏᴜ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ)
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[Resisting urge to make a joke, as if the clown blood in his veins was physically injuring him internally.]

Then go rest, Clyde????

. . . Yeah, probably.

Stan, shit would be so much easier if I violently blew up.

[In the most dead pan voice of all time.]

I didn't follow @guitarqueero.bsky.social back when I thought I did. What if I exploded right now.

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[Demonic chanting.]

burgers burgers burgers

[Walking with his Emotional Support Dog, Evil Fucking Wizard, or, erm, Wizzy, for short. Wizzy is sticking close to Zeke, sniffing around for danger.]

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