〃✦ ┆𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗕𝗜𝗘 .ᐟ

Heeey, Marj!

[ Aaaand she's beelining for inside the house! ]

Babes before bros! Laterrrr!

[ Aaaand yanking the truck into park in front of Tolkiens house. Turning around in her seat, ]

– I swear to God, if you guys step on Potluck while getting out, it's so over for you.

[ Turning back to get out of the truck! ]

// OKAY did some dishes teehee

FIFTEEN bucks he blames 'kahl' for him not being invited.

twenty bucks clyde is the first to puke tonight

[ SNRK ? ! reaching back to return the punch, though clearly amused. ]

( oooh, trust, dude, everyone'll be seeing what i have after a few shots, ) [ CACKLE! ]

surprised you know anything about those, [ snickering. calming down now. ]

i DO have a girlfriend, and she's HOT, and i'd REALLY like to see her now. which can only happen if you two gays get IN my truck. ( 🙄 )

[ HOOOOONK! ]

YEAAAAH, SURE, DUDE!

[ CUPPING HAND AROUND HER MOUTH, MIMICKING CALLING SOMEONE OVER AN INTERCOM, ]

'CAN WE GET BOYF AND RIEND DOWN TO THE FRONT OF THE HOUSE, PLEASE? BOYF AND RIEND!'

[ Very quickly sitting up straighter, lips pulling into a semi - pout. ]

I drive safely / all / the time, dude, c'mon! Do NOT deprive me of snacks!

// love the idea of barbie driving everyone everywhere very funny to me. "you got gas money? alright, get in,"

IF HE PUKES IN THIS TRUCK, HE'S / CLEANING / THAT SHIT. WE HAVE ENOUGH MYSTERY STAINS.

[ HOOOONK. ]

[ LOUDLY HONKING LA CUCARACHA HORN FROM HER BEAT UP TRUCK. LEANING OUT THE WINDOW, ]

– CAN YOU GUYS MAKE OUT IN THE BACKSEAT OR SOMETHING? IF WE'RE LATE, ALL THE GOOD BEER IS GONNA BE GONE. C'MOOOOON.

[ HOOOOONK. ]

[ Oh, don't worry, she'll find a million other ways to make fun of him. Like, for instance, ]

– and we're sure this is you making fun of Clyde and NOT you finding out Marj likes werewolves?

[ WICKED grin. ]

[ Hands on her hips now, she turns towards Henrietta. An eyebrow raises playfully, as she tries not to laugh. ]

Well, y'know, given the fact that / very few / people come over, and even LESS know the best ways to manipulate me . .

// PARTY AT TOLKIENS HOUSE GONE WRONG SUPER SCARY NOT CLICKBAIT REAL ZOMBIES

// welcome back twins barbie and kenny /silly

[ Snorting! ]

Dude, bro, I told you. Werewolf was NOT the choice. You're gonna get lice or some shit.

Duuuude, the PARTY! You guys are gonna be SO late.

Just throw your shit on now and we'll find Stan after.

? ? ?

How do you / lose / Stan ? ?

[ Haphazardly adjusting her cheap costume, staring in the mirror. While also sneaking glances at Henrietta with a grin. ]

– think that's / really / obvious, babe, let's be real, [ snicker! ]

@elfkingkite.bsky.social

did you harass stan into a costume yet?

// "is you" i meant 'if you' but whatevs /silly

i'm so proud of her manipulation skills.

kare said, and i quote, 'barb is you actually genuinely love me you'll dress up as rapunzel for halloween', and so here we are.

art by lozislaw!

art by lozislaw!

// south park fans are insane. hello beautiful

( 😲 )

. . oh, you BITCH. That was cunty, but still, fuck you.

– ? ?

I KNEW SOMEONE STOLE MY DRESS. I DIDN'T EXPECT YOU TO STEAL MY WHOLE FLOW?

me and who

[ very clearly trying not to laugh, as she bites down on her lower lip. ]

– not a very nice question to ask, wends. in fact, my feelings? kinda hurt!