The last good day on the internet? My nomination: Batkid, which popped into my feed like a rainbow of good feelings.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batkid
A murder mystery set amongst a group of authors at an isolated Scottish manor competing for the chance to ghostwrite for a bestselling author. Delicious, devious, and altogether delightful.
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today, Satan
20.02.2026 12:56 β π 298 π 55 π¬ 8 π 1its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further
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PRIESTESS OF APOLLO: The Pythia renders your question unto the Gods.
ORACLE AT DELPHI: (huffing volcano gas) Dead. Deadass, we stan a sneaky link.
PRIESTESS: A lover will appear to you soon.
ORACLE: (writhing around) Big yikes! Bae ghosting the situationship!
PRIESTESS: But it shall not last.
Whenever this video pops up on my timeline Iβll automatically watch the whole thing like the Tom Holland lip sync clip
14.02.2026 02:05 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In my benevolent dictatorship the people will be forced to work in retail for exactly three years. It will be an Empire of Empathy and this policy will bring about that reality.
12.02.2026 13:26 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0The US Olympics Team wearing duffle coats. Most of them are in white duffle coats. The person in the middle is wearing a navy duffle coat and carrying the US flag. They are wearing them over USA sweaters, white pants with elasticated cuffs, and tan suede hiking boots.
Black and white photo of some men in the British Royal Navy wearing duffle coats on a ship. They are looking out into the distance.
Field Marshal Bernard Law Montgomery waeirng a duffle coat over a turtleneck sweater. He appears to be reviewing plans.
A Royal Navy officer using a sextant aboard a destroyer on convoy protection duties, 1942. He's wearing a tan duffle coat.
Dig the duffle coats on the US Team. The rope toggles harken back to the original military design when the Allies fought fascists. Manufacturers such as Gloverall switched to leather after the war to make the civilian versions feel more "upscale."
07.02.2026 03:52 β π 3597 π 415 π¬ 78 π 35production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like βratingsβ or βrevenue.β it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
07.02.2026 00:40 β π 16059 π 3447 π¬ 248 π 133Fuck Ice chants from the crowd on #AEWDynamite
05.02.2026 03:03 β π 655 π 211 π¬ 29 π 80Catherine OβHara didnβt steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
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"The number of downloads...surged by 529% after Mr. Mamdaniβs news conference"
"there had been 3,000 people on a waiting list to access a limited number of e-book copies"
"2,000 people applied for a library card over the weekend, roughly twice as many as had applied by this time last year"
A win!
it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant
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www.maptap.gg January 25
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Letβs be honest Iβve peaked
Minnesota is the best of us.
23.01.2026 22:52 β π 42571 π 9701 π¬ 656 π 720participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
23.01.2026 15:20 β π 1326 π 149 π¬ 27 π 7Yep. Helluva run! Williams is the real deal.
19.01.2026 03:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry bro.
19.01.2026 03:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My #fridayreads: NATURAL BEAUTY by Ling Ling Huang explores the dark side of the beauty industry as a former piano prodigy works for a trendy wellness brand and discovers the (very) ugly truth underneath. Elegantly written with a note of unease foreshadowing the body horror to come. Pick it up.
09.01.2026 12:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also if youβve not read Jordanβs EVERYBODY KNOWS, rectify that immediately.
05.01.2026 02:06 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0First book of 2026 is a good βun: A VIOLENT MASTERPIECE by @jordanharper.bsky.social. Three characters on the periphery of L.A. celebrity uncover corruption, scandal, and a serial killer. Jordanβs thriller weaves dark street poetry like prime Ellroy; this book is a knife to the kidney. Out in April.
05.01.2026 02:06 β π 240 π 35 π¬ 13 π 0Sign in the crowd of protestors reading "THE YEAR JUST FUCKING STARTED MAN"
for real
04.01.2026 01:03 β π 1625 π 518 π¬ 8 π 13No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks.
03.01.2026 17:40 β π 16363 π 4174 π¬ 74 π 55Iβll take what I can get, @merriam-webster.com
01.01.2026 19:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02026 is the year, I can feel it.
01.01.2026 14:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Brad Pitt wonders what lies ahead in 2026
Wishing you all a #HappyNewYear
31.12.2025 16:09 β π 234 π 49 π¬ 3 π 0donβt listen travis. podcast once a week, blunts, call of duty, light beers, famous wife. itβs all in front of you
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