Frank D

Wow, California is being invaded and the silence on Bluesky is deafening.
Alas.

Haiku #1819

Buy American
Except the president
He’s already bought.

Haiku #1790

Help me out, Jesus
Was Eve a DEI hire
Or was that Adam?

Haiku #1753

Vlad Putinesca
Poison*, beets, vodka, crushed dreams
Served over despair.

*Polunium, an old Vlad favorite, in point of fact. But the syllables were…unmanageable.

Haiku #1751

Kennedy Center
New lineup is Scott Baio
Performing Les Miz.

Haiku #1749

Dear Musk in the wind
What are your thoughts on dueling?
Asking for…myself.

Haiku #1744

How do we explain
All of our lies and anger
To a redwood grove?

Haiku #1738

Make America
Fly more than a day without
Accidents again.

And just like THAT, Donnie has helped make flying as dangerous as going to school. Well played, Fucknut.

Haiku #1736

There are so many
Who are seeking god* just a
Few that god must find.

*My god(s)are the majestic redwoods of Armstrong Woods, but the syllables were…unwieldly.

Haiku #1735

Nourished by falsehoods
A vainglorious poltroon
Petty and diseased.*

*Appropriate for Donnie and/or Elon, dealer’s choice.

Haiku #1732

If Nazi car boy
Ends Social Security
He best wear a vest.

Haiku #1729

Felonious Musk
Similar to Robin Hood
Mainlining Ayn Rand.

Haiku #1727

Beware traffic lights
They’re nothing but tricolored
Wokeness projectors.

Fortunately, god is American, so we’ll probably be okay.

Probably.

Haiku #1720

Elan means stylish*
Elon means Nazi Bond villain
Hope that clears things up.

*Well, more dashingly stylish but in the haiku game syllables are all.

Haiku #1719

Not overwhelming
But most excellent practice
The first of many…

Greetings from Sacramento. A good crowd, full of laughter and spirit and not a Nazi in sight. As Cube likes to say, it was a good day.

Haiku #1718

Trump Monopoly
Steal the board and ethnic cleanse
Everyone playing.

Then again, Donnie probably thinks the Gaza Strip is a gentleman’s club.

Anyhoo, tune in tomorrow for the next distraction-I’m looking at you, Lichtenstein.

Haiku #1716

A theocracy
By another name is still
A theocracy.

Haiku #1715

All apologies
Miss Statue Of Liberty
We have lost our way.

Haiku #1714

All of that power
And all he wants is revenge…
For being born.*

Donald J Trump is a two bit convicted felon and a traitor to our republic.
He is also pathetic.
Thankfully he is mortal.

*I may borrowed that line from Tombstone. Sue me.

Haiku #1713

Only when white folks
Are in charge of everything
Will we all be safe.

DEI hires bring down aircraft now…who knew?

Haiku #1712

Quislings 2.0
Such misguided hatriots
Thrilled by misery.

Haiku #1699

Bibles and borders
Both possess validity
Because they say so.

On Facebook, the same twenty people see and react to your posts, whereas on Bluesky nobody does. But the room is nice I guess.
#talkingtomyselfasalways

Haiku #1692

Schrödinger’s Facebook
Everything’s probably true
Unless it isn’t.

Haiku #1690

The Orange Menace
Cervantes and the Amish
Axis of windmills.

Haiku #1689

January 6th
Defecation and selfies
The great white riot.

Haiku #1685

The relentless now
Flooded by information
Gasping for knowledge.

Haiku #1681

Always of service
With humility and grace
RIP Jimmy.

Haiku #1679

There must be a world
Where war isn’t an answer
Let’s go to that one.

Haiku #1678

Let’s buy Atlantis
Put a bid on Narnia
Maybe Mordor too.

Lean into your inherent absurdity, Donnie.