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I think I'm a writer. My name is Robert Long Foreman. I'm not sure what I am anymore completely. He/him. www.robertlongforeman.com I'm on beehiiv: https://pigcitynewsetc.beehiiv.com/

717 Followers 931 Following 1,754 Posts Joined Aug 2023
6 hours ago

Both are better than Golden! Which is also good of course

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6 hours ago

The best song is How It's Done, and more people should be talking about that I think

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8 hours ago

Quite a few things have felt off to me about this war on Iran and one of them is that this would have been a weeklong story a few years ago and it won't rate at all now. There would have been chatter, columns, etc... about callousness and disregard etc... But now and with this guy, nothing.

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8 hours ago

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

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8 hours ago

FUCK

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8 hours ago

Lindo better win.

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11 hours ago

Like, I get that the estab and the oligarchs are threatened by progressives and socialists and are manufacturing guys like this to be corporate lackeys for when the Democrats gain control temporarily before doing nothing and giving it back to the GOP, but regular people not caring about this sucks.

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9 hours ago

This is Amy Madigan and Ed Harris refusing to applaud Elia Kazan's honorary Oscar in 1999. During the Blacklist Era, Kazan named names.

Good on Amy and Ed.

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9 hours ago

An ongoing AEW storyline is wrestlers shoving these children over and I don’t know anything else Rizzler related but I do have to admit I laugh every single time

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1 day ago
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History of the One Ring:

- Maiar
- Human
- Hobbit
- Hobbit again
- another fucking Hobbit
- wow, what a fucking surprise
- you've got to be fucking kidding me
- fuck me, back to numero quatro
- oh for the love of christ

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1 day ago

I analyzed the Proud Boys donor list. The most common occupation was real estate (realtor, mortgage broker) — the same parasitic class that was over-represented among Jan 6th rioters.

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1 day ago

if you ask a random person how high the tallest building is, they inevitably say a number way bigger than reality, ask how fast the fastest car or plane is and they come up with a number much bigger than reality and this holds true at all points until for some reason you ask how big a cargo ship is

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1 day ago
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An Iranian strike targeted a CitiBank office in Dubai in retaliation for the Israel-led U.S. attack on an Iranian bank.

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2 weeks ago
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

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1 day ago

The kids are not playing dumb. They are playing WHITE

like so many of you

Where you think your REFUSAL to hold anybody accountable for harming Black/ Queer / POOR

you need to watch these kids BRAG about how easy it was to play you

because you can’t talk about WHY THE FUCK IT WORKED

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1 day ago

They're all just "debate me" dipshits and the moment they can't just bluster and filibuster their way through an argument and have to define and defend their views point by point, they start shitting and crying and puking and pissing themselves

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2 days ago

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

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1 day ago
Trump post about bombing.

Nothing says “things are under control” like a 200-word paragraph about bombing everything.

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2 days ago

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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2 days ago

Having five synagogue attacks (three in Canada, one in the U.S., now this) hit the news in a matter of days has me thinking about how many more didn't grab media attention. It's shabbat. Look out for your Jewish comrades.

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3 days ago
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30 years ago tonight:

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3 days ago
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Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.

Palantir CEO promises that his technology will reduce educated women's economic and political power newrepublic.com/post/207693/...

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2 days ago

yeah if you push him into Phase Two before you clear the adds you're going to have a bad time, rookie mistake

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2 days ago
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“Mark Twain was Broke”: Jeffrey Epstein’s Dismissive Opinion of Twain While slogging through the cesspool of the recently released Epstein files, I did a search for “Mark Twain” on a whim. To my surprise, the search garnered 130 results. After a perfunctory review, m…

Among the many things I've learned from Twain: Maybe the most dependable heuristic for judging a person is who counts them as an enemy.

Dwayne Eutsey found, among the many revelations in the Epstein Files, that this epic shithead hated Mark Twain.

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3 days ago

The war on the professions is hyper-gendered. They are all haunted by a woman in some minimal degree of institutional power--a teacher, a nurse, an HR rep--telling them to knock it off. This is also why democrats are the mean mommy party and republicans are the cool dad party.

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3 days ago

somehow this is the exact guy you would figure to have lost old doctor who eps

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3 days ago

42 people. millions of trans people are being tortured by their governments because of 42 people.

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3 days ago

The political culture of the contemporary GOP is indistinguishable from that of the school shooter community

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3 days ago

This is good

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