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Malaysia is woke.

Straight to El Salvador

Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.

Area party upset to discover that years of sadistic, violent rhetoric and actions critically eroded political norms they forgot that they also relied on, news at 11

The Big Short Guy Just Bet $1 Billion That the AI Bubble Pops Michael Burry, who shorted the housing market in 2008, has bet over $1 billion that the shares of AI companies Nvidia and Palantir will fall.

“Michael Burry, who famously shorted the US housing market before its collapse in 2008, has bet over $1 billion that the share prices of AI chipmaker Nvidia and software company Palantir will fall — making a similar play, in other words, on the prediction that the AI industry will collapse.”

BIRB!

Zohran says you’re trans now

Trump Told CBS What to Cut From 60 Minutes Interview—And They Listened Donald Trump apparently feels he can now dictate CBS News’s content.

Trump Told CBS What to Cut From 60 Minutes Interview—And They Listened newrepublic.com/post/202618/...

I was just assuming he had whatever Kissinger had and was going to live longer than I am.

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs

ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs https://theonion.com/ice-agent-panics-after-realizing-there-more-children-than-he-has-flash-bangs/

Weird guy who thinks he will never die because he got readings of his son’s boners

Weird guy who gets a push alert every time his son gets a boner

People act like all conservatives are the same when the movement has a ton of diverse intellectual traditions. For example:

Bryan Johnson who measures the size of his son’s erections for technofascist reasons

Mike Johnson measures how often his son gets an erection for christofascist reasons

nobody is moving out of new york city because they don’t like the mayor be real

A novel about post-apocalyptic artisanal artichoke gardening?

Hey if you're hyped up on the idea of Gavin Newsom running for president in 2028 you're a fucking idiot

I agree

Still of Dept of Defense video posted to X showing Pete Hegseth and a marine flipping a tire. Post text: Early morning PT with the Secretary of War. This is what READINESS looks like.

This has absolutely nothing to do with readiness

The ruling class has had 20 years to come up with something better than “buy less avocado toast” to explain why you can’t afford a house. And they’ve opted to just play the old hits.

International Criminal Court Kicks Out Microsoft According to Handelsblatt, the International Criminal Court is kicking out US service providers like Microsoft. And is relying on German alternatives.

the ICC “wants to become independent of technology from the USA – for fear of reprisals from Donald Trump…the US government in Washington is examining further measures against the International Criminal Court” further significantly restricting the institution's ability to work.

Scientists had to change more than 700 grant titles to receive NIH funding. Health disparities researchers fear what’s next The titles of more than 700 multi-year NIH grants have been changed this year, according to an analysis by Jeremy Berg, a former agency official

Absolutely chilling story by @aniloza.bsky.social on censorship in grant titles at NIH and how researchers are complying and sometimes fighting back. "They are trying to make people afraid to use the word equity," said one program officer. "It's highly effective." www.statnews.com/2025/10/29/n...

I'm old enough to remember a time when hating on Wikipedia's many minor problems was one of the favorite past times of the online commentariat. That it emerges 20 years later as one of the best websites period is a testament to how far the rest of the internet has fallen.

@nypost.com is moving on @theonion.com turf

Even a lot of the less well-educated understand with a deep intuition that the DNC is scammy and out of touch.

The Democrat base is really more about personal virtue than change, while the DNC itself is about lobbying money and consulting fees. The Mamdani coalition shows that we don't need the DNC and are more effective without them.

You know what why not

What

So many excellent, obvious points, and a bunch of whining bluesky libs in the replies. Get your heads out of your asses, people.

Holy shit.

WHAT. WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME ANGRY? I THINK I'M JUST TRYING TO IMAGINE A BRITISH PERSON USING A HAMMER AND I CAN'T DO IT

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

40 million people are about to go without food assistance and it's going to be a major crisis moment for the US that the far right are intentionally provoking.

Nothing is a more consistent predictor of mass unrest than mass hunger