Mimi

Mimi

@itzkimi.bsky.social

Time-traveling alien disguised as a 26 year old. Pronouns: She/They. Sexuality: Open to all life forms.

122 Followers 130 Following 15 Posts Joined Nov 2024
7 months ago
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"We're looking for someone who's passionate about—"

NOBODY IS PASSIONATE ABOUT YOUR BITCH ASS COMPANY OR THE WORK YOU DO.

ARE YOU PAYING OR NAW?!

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6 months ago

Malice look like he know when the rapture is coming and it’s taking too long

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8 months ago

This is Kendrick Lamar levels of hate, and I greatly approve.

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8 months ago
I didn’t do fucking shit

“We bombed Iran”

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10 months ago
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Making sure our kids don’t go hungry isn’t just the right thing to do, it’s an investment in our future.

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10 months ago
a wise black woman and a wise black man that shannon sharp did not listen to

if i send you this im just playin, but im sayin

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10 months ago

Imagine hating Black people so much you don't want clean milk or healthy kids.

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10 months ago
Cyberstuck

WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

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10 months ago
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happy april 25th aka the perfect date ✨

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10 months ago
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Wisconsin Judge Hannah Dugan Arrested by FBI in Immigration Dispute Judge Hannah Dugan was arrested on suspicion that she “intentionally misdirected federal agents away from” an immigrant being pursued by the authorities, the F.B.I. director said.

Arresting judges cannot be the new normal in America. I’m deeply concerned by the lack of information and partisan tone surrounding this news, and I trust my Republican colleagues will agree. It’s incumbent on all of us to uphold and protect the constitution.

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/25/u...

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10 months ago
A screenshot of a Reuters article stating that the US FDA suspended milk quality test workforce cuts.

Previous to the FDA, folks would put chalk and plaster of Paris in milk to make it appear white. They could also add formaldehyde to cover the smell and taste of spoiled milk.

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10 months ago
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a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting at a table with a cup of coffee

Don’t wanna be a Debbie downer, but I glanced at the Project 2025 tracker, and it’s 41% complete.

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10 months ago
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Oh this the one 😂

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10 months ago
Actor Michael B. Jordan on Sesame Street posing next to vampire puppet, The Count.

Sinners (2025)

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10 months ago
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KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!

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10 months ago
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Just spent my life savings on the GNX tour

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11 months ago

i remember when this kind of attitude would make someone unelectable.

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1 year ago
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i think it’s cute crunchyroll ask me if i wanna skip the dandadan opening…HELL NOOO I AINT SKIPPING

TURN IT UPPPPPP🕺🕺🕺🕺🪩🪩✨✨

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11 months ago

I'm struggling so hard to give a fuck about a bunch of rich people who paid the 3rd richest person on Earth $500,000 to go to space for a few minutes, while there are folks here who can't even afford the basics to survive.

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11 months ago
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DMV please look out for this baby…

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11 months ago
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when they go low, we go Jasmine Crockett @repjasmine.bsky.social 🔥

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11 months ago

Ain’t no way Crime Mob broke up because Princess told Diamond that her and her brother met Michael Jackson at Six Flags and he wanted to get on Knuck If You Buck. She came all the way to the house and was pissed 🤣🤣

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11 months ago
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a woman in a black shirt and blue jeans is covering her face with her hands ALT: a woman in a black shirt and blue jeans is covering her face with her hands

we’re up all night to get lucky
we’re up all night to get lucky
we’re up all night to get lucky
we’re up all night to get lucky

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11 months ago
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chef’s kiss 💋 perfection

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11 months ago

The National Weather Service is facing significant staffing cuts and has temporarily reduced weather balloon launches at several sites. These balloons are a key tool used by meteorologists to gather data for weather forecast models.

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11 months ago
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Parents of Texas child who died of measles stand by decision to not vaccinate The measles vaccine has been proven to be safe and effective against the disease, which is highly contagious and can be life threatening.

The Texas parents of an unvaccinated 6-year-old girl who died from measles said they are still not convinced that vaccination against measles was necessary

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11 months ago
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#EndOfTimeChallenge

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11 months ago
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Me explaining the Blusky tea to my friends who not on here

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