Saga, sighs queen

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Hysterical Literature but it's trans women reading the rainbow passage

98% of ordinary consumer electronics: "yeah, it's a USB micro charger, you've got like 20 of those cords lying around"

sex toys: "the soothsayer to the Mad King of Brachitrog saw it in a dream! The King's daughter, Princess Allilillelle said the cord must be as thin and fragile as unicorn hair!"

DUH

Friday night with your cryptid girlfriend. Your selfies always come out blurry, but she's tall and she's mysterious and she smiles when you say you believe in her

Designed Dickgirl For Life

Assigned Dickgirl At Birth

I had Grand Plans to move to Detroit with my shit together on my voice and be a whole new femme here when I met new people but I still have that same gravelly honk with poor volume control and weirdo accent ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That's a butthole

Screenshot of accuweather app showing 141 AQI

that's why I smoke *filtered* cigarettes

e light is what the average endo thinks is a big dose

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookland intro text

Err when were you guys going to tell me about Bookland?? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bookland

You'll have to put on your resume that you get results on the clock.

...what *kind* of results is irrelevant

if only Zumaya had not lost his arm to guitar music 😅

I have no idea whether we would have been successful on Substack but we met with them early on and the nicest way for me to say this is "they did not seem like our kind of people at all"

Oooh, same

Well, which for you, this is a poll of sorts :)

Met a woman at a bonfire Thursday. Talked about drugs and esoteric shit. Swapped signals. She asked me out for coffee Saturday. 🥰

She said she had a good drug connect. Sent that person my signal info. Connect says hi then proceeds to flirt with me based on my signal pic. 🥰

Detroit, baby.

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Do you think it's more important to know what is beneficial for you in a relationship or what is hurtful for you in a relationship?

conservative columnists are best understood as laying eggs in the chest of whatever's handy in order to continue the life cycle of the parasitic grievance hornet

This is sadly accurate

Congratulations! 💐

Tell Hex her hair looks amazing!

bumbled the fag

dayum u can see my fuzzy li'l butt hairs 😔

looking to complete the body at the beach

... shit, "WITH girldick in my ass" sounds a lot better

Oh well, skeet like no-one is watching I guess

Saga's back side on the beach

Very zoomed in butt Pic

Wait I probably shoulda posted the butt

looking to complete the body at the beach